Cleaning with Mario #63 Padded cell by Dan-Yell

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It's obviously not his birthday, it's just a slideshow of photos from previous birthdays along with a quote about how amazin' he is and audio playing over the top saying the same, in case anyone struggles to read his bespoke writing.

A totally normal thing to post. Not random or attention seeking at all.

I can't cope with him or his lovelies!
 

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Ffs even his lovelies are confused as to why he is posting a montage dedicated to himsel on this dayn of dawn He's so cringey I just cannot
 
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Tong Braxton was one of the answers on pop master today. Mr jaggy would’nt give me the point for saying tong
anyhoo I still beat him.
 
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Eh hen, yer in the wrang lane, it’s wuruumm
My mistake hen. Forgot to have ma cut up grapes and muller corner to set me up for the day.

Does anyone think the cheese and onion combo crisps have changed? They’re really hard and crunchy now and have a different flavour. I’m gutted.
 
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‘Never lose sight of why you are what you are Ma lovelies’ here’s Ma self indulgent montage fur you aw
 
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If wee Rayn isn't a flower girl at the wedding I'll be crabbit.
I'm imagining wax melt favours, a hot chocolate station, tables named after zaflora scents and everyone on the bus home by 5pm to get all warm and cosy. Pure bespoke.
 
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He is so fucking cringe! It wouldn’t be so bad if he was a looker, I could overlook it. The cunt is rancid and has far too much confidence fae somwan wae a face like that!
 
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Am no bothered, I don't look at that negativity, I don't give a shit, this app doesn't define me. Now excuse me while I spend all morning creating a slideshow in retaliation to all the stuff I read about my inconsistencies and horrible personality, so that you can all validate me and a handful of people can share it so I reshare and can passive aggressively continue to show people seeing through me bothers me very much.
 
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He is so fucking cringe! It wouldn’t be so bad if he was a looker, I could overlook it. The cunt is rancid and has far too much confidence fae somwan wae a face like that!
He's definitely not one that l would give a second look at....Actually, I'm lying there. I would look twice, but only because of his massive nose
 
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He's definitely not one that l would give a second look at....Actually, I'm lying there. I would look twice, but only because of his massive nose
Don’t forget the weird flat heid ma lovelie. I’d be fascinated
 
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Just watching the Scottish news there ma lovelies and spotted wee Marion boarding the bus!!!!



(this lady has a better haircut than Mario, nae debates).
 
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