He’s branching out nowadays. He’s better than a pound bottle of disinfectant and a couple of plug ins.Shite sofa aside. I have noticed that is no longer getting freebies from anyone else. Loads of folk have been getting all the new fabulousa he didn’t and those air fresheners he used to get. Suppose he hasn’t done any cleaning on his account for about 6 months. For a while it was shite gifts every other day now it’s been a couple of months and not much. Maybe he isn’t the saviour of small businesses he makes out to be.
My mum would say they look “soapy”Aye, he must be about 5 foot 2 max. Derek is even smaller. We saw them on a train and were like, jeezo they look like they:
a) need a bath
b) stretched
It'll be a week in playa del ingles for pride no doubt. Where he'll be hounded by aw his lovlies in the basement of a cruising bar while he's strung up by some plush grey ribbon looking like a cheap gammon jointWell thats me tanned the last of the lambrini that I'd saved for the grand unveiling. I might buy in a wee babycham for the 60 minute makeover of the kitchen wall which we'll be treated to on Friday.
Anyone fancy bursting some more balloons by predicting the holiday destination? The world is their oyster so where do we think our intrepid pair will be heading off to with their shiny new passports?
They fingers actually haunt my dreams. I bet hes a pure feathery stroker, honestly makes my skin crawl.
Putting this out there...I am not a Melvin fan but wondered what you meant by this? I have had a council house in the past and had to pay for carpets to be laid? I decorated the full house before I moved in too. I guess even oor Melvin doesn't want to live in a shit hole. how could he then turn on insta?!What I don’t get is why has he paid for new carpets in a property he doesn’t own? And spending time even thinking about redecorating. If he leaves he can’t take it with him. Remember he could afford to get a mortgage ’like that,’ so why the fuck don’t you me me me Melvin?
Well He obviously doesn’t understand what bespoke means he has a 3+2 of standard suite mine is bespoke as I had to measure the space it was going in and get it made to fit that space now mario that’s bespoke and it will last longer than his as I don’t lie on it Fuk I hardly sit on I’m at work all the time lol and I most certainly don’t need to spray it with all those smelly products he really is up himself and fuking annoying the life out of me
Any way Marion enjoy your suite in the cold Scottish weather while I’m lying in 35degrees in the Maldives roasting my little arse off so aye.... ATB
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i don’t understand whyPutting this out there...I am not a Melvin fan but wondered what you meant by this? I have had a council house in the past and had to pay for carpets to be laid? I decorated the full house before I moved in too. I guess even oor Melvin doesn't want to live in a shit hole. how could he then turn on insta?!
I hope Rayn plucks it to fuck. its terrible hes kept in the hall when they are out at work. she should have full run of the house, after all hes her hoose tae!! bastard doesn't even have a scratching post for her so its no wonder she goes for the shitty cheap wallpaper!!
I think we should all try and save Derek, I don't see why hes with Melvin at all. he seams like a nice sweet down to earth guy who has been kidnapped by this cunt and doesn't see a way out!!
PS, Melvin if you read this, do Rayn a favor and buy a scratching post from amazon, you can even get them in Gray & cream....needs to be a tall one mind and with your skills of building flat packs now it should be easy for you......they are under £50 quid, so, with all the money you just saved (and made from the old sofa sale) get her one and stop moaning!
Putting this out there...I am not a Melvin fan but wondered what you meant by this? I have had a council house in the past and had to pay for carpets to be laid? I decorated the full house before I moved in too. I guess even oor Melvin doesn't want to live in a shit hole. how could he then turn on insta?!
I hope Rayn plucks it to fuck. its terrible hes kept in the hall when they are out at work. she should have full run of the house, after all hes her hoose tae!! bastard doesn't even have a scratching post for her so its no wonder she goes for the shitty cheap wallpaper!!
I think we should all try and save Derek, I don't see why hes with Melvin at all. he seams like a nice sweet down to earth guy who has been kidnapped by this cunt and doesn't see a way out!!
PS, Melvin if you read this, do Rayn a favor and buy a scratching post from amazon, you can even get them in Gray & cream....needs to be a tall one mind and with your skills of building flat packs now it should be easy for you......they are under £50 quid, so, with all the money you just saved (and made from the old sofa sale) get her one and stop moaning!
wether he owns it or not doesn’t matter. Council tenants decorate and furnish there homes too. Not everyone is in a position to buy/own there own property. I’m definitely not a Mario fan but totally get that he doesn’t want to live in a shit hole. ( not a dig, just my opinion)What I don’t get is why has he paid for new carpets in a property he doesn’t own? And spending time even thinking about redecorating. If he leaves he can’t take it with him. Remember he could afford to get a mortgage ’like that,’ so why the fuck don’t you me me me Melvin?
I don’t think they are having a go at council tenants. There was nothing wrong with it they way it was the carpets etc are fine. I think they may mean he spends an absolute fortune on that house and shite to go in it and the area he lives is a total shite hole. It’s full of junkies and is mega run down. Personally if I lived there I wouldn’t put any money into it at all I would be to busy trying to save to get out of there and with the house prices in that area are really low. And having rats in my loft. He could buy a flat that is in a better area than his for about £30,000 you can actually get flats as cheap as £5,000 in his area.wether he owns it or not doesn’t matter. Council tenants decorate and furnish there homes too. Not everyone is in a position to buy/own there own property. I’m definitely not a Mario fan but totally get that he doesn’t want to live in a shit hole. ( not a dig, just my opinion)
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