Mary could febreze the crowd.
Mary could febreze the crowd.If Melvin was any kind of decent partner he'd get Dezza some tickets to see Rangers. Derek would love a good night out at a game, not with Melv obvs cos he hates football and would ruin it for Derek by being a total bitch the whole game complaining about the cold/the smells/the noise/the football etc
Cue Mario going to a Rangers game in a couple of weeks to prove a point!If Melvin was any kind of decent partner he'd get Dezza some tickets to see Rangers. Derek would love a good night out at a game, not with Melv obvs cos he hates football and would ruin it for Derek by being a total bitch the whole game complaining about the cold/the smells/the noise/the football etc
I’ve been a brand rep for a few companies in the past and never got paid anything never known anyone too I think it’s just free gifts and the discount is just to get people to buy from themI think he's paid when he does brand rep codesprobably gets a % of sales for each code that's used
I noticed the end partI have a proper dry mouth now because I've been sitting with a dropped jaw for 10 minutes now at that god awful wallpaper. The way that the 'after' video ended as well, right on the badly painted ceiling and cupboard. Oh Melvin, I almost feel sorry for you
*unscrews lid of cherries and pops one in everyone's babycham*
Ooh I've just looked.Where are our main bitches @Frankensooze and @cleaningupthecrap ? They will be ragin' to miss this proper unveiling of Melvin's fablon castle kitchen
Ooh I've just looked.
Well, I note the previous paint job had very rough edges. And his new wallpaper doesn't go with his floor.
IT'S FUCKING AWFUL ALL ROUND.
So so funny. Mary darling, you've got no taste. None.
Look at ceiling/wall. It's got exzeeema. Perhaps Mariooo painted it when his eyes were poorly.
I didn't even have time to get my wax melts litI'm fair ragin at him. My babycham isn't chilled in readiness!
Can't stop sniggering. How is Insta free ffs, top comedy.Where are our main bitches @Frankensooze and @cleaningupthecrap ? They will be ragin' to miss this proper unveiling of Melvin's fablon castle kitchen
Wax melts were earlier this week - it's the bottled scent of crapets and tacky sofas now. The new Ava May bespoke scent. And so forthI didn't even have time to get my wax melts lit
it's a bit like aura before a migraine.What the fucking fuck has happened it his kitchen? I thought the vertical hold had gone on my phone! The floor and the walls just don’t belong in the same decade, never mind the same room!
it’s like a terrible black & white horror film! Just too much... typical Melv, over the top tasteless trash. I’m sure the next council tenant in there, will be thrilled with the Prison Cell Block H style kitchen!
OMG!! I actually snorted at this!Maybe Melv will treat Derek to a bespoke hand job
I leave mine on the floor or my coffee table, like a fucking neanderthal. I have to search through the empty bottles of cider and cheap vodka to find ma reeeemoootesIf I ever, ever consider using a crushed crystal beauty box (canesten can cure that I'm sure) for my remotes, just shoot me please
And we get the big vanity table and mirror reveal tomorrow.Can't stop sniggering. How is Insta free ffs, top comedy.
I'm gonna get ma Whitney on tomorra.And we get the big vanity table and mirror reveal tomorrow.
Plus I bet he makes potato hands and mimes us all a lurveeeee song @Kikini Bamalam will be making humus all night long
A jus luvvitI have a proper dry mouth now because I've been sitting with a dropped jaw for 10 minutes now at that god awful wallpaper. The way that the 'after' video ended as well, right on the badly painted ceiling and cupboard. Oh Melvin, I almost feel sorry for you
*unscrews lid of cherries and pops one in everyone's babycham*
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