Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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I cannot fathom out how the twat who doesn’t wear makeup and spends a fortune on it whilst still resembling a corpse cannot spend some money to fix those horrendous lips! They look like an actual bumhole
All these expensive lip balms he buys wasting money when he could just slap on a bit of vaseline and they’d been fine in a few days, he’s such an arse!
 
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" tea in the llama shed, £50 a head " Deed
 
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All these expensive lip balms he buys wasting money when he could just slap on a bit of vaseline and they’d been fine in a few days, he’s such an arse!
Or just breathe out of his nose, not his mouth. Yes Mario, you're supposed to breathe out of your mouth.
 
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"even though I loved that"

WHY does he put things in quotation marks that don't need to be!!! Absolute walloper.
 
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Where has the monochrome fascination came from? Was it a thing about 3 years ago?

Looks fucking shite tbh.
 
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"even though I loved that"

WHY does he put things in quotation marks that don't need to be!!! Absolute walloper.
I know! He's just encouraging all of his followers to laugh at him all the more. Illiterate imbecile 🥱
 
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I really hope his other previously gifted console is the same cos our Marion is all about the cemetery
 
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That table would drive me mad. Why all the clutter? Stick a vase in the middle and a couple of matching ornaments either side if you must. But FFS he's got Everything but the kitchen sink going on!!
 
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Fuck me, this "console table" is going to "buckle" under the sheer weight of clutter, in the shade monochrome in the scent Joan Malone. Its too fucking much.
 
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Table one just looks like clutter. Like you were mid-job pulling stuff out to sort through and you've yet to put it away? Does he honestly think that looks "styled"?
 
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Ghastly. He has the taste and style of a low end charity shop window. All those tables say is, my house stinks of cat no matter what I do.
Laughing at all the car paw prints inside the table, our Mario just Hoovers round things.
 
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