Morning ma luvlees so he is now melting into the bed , he is now the human wax melt hens so aye smell the wealth
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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Only messages mario is getting from sky is that his bill is due.
That’s just his ‘normal’ unfiltered face 
Hi ma lovelies. I’ve been on a comma lately and what a treat it is to catch up on this boujee new thread. Youse have really cheered me up, nae debates. Tattie hearts to youse aw 
Tonsa love TG 
Tonsa love TG 
Hens I told youse he were melting, except the actual reason is he’s got the rona
Nae chance of Deek going hard on you the day anyway after that self portrait from last night
Do you think he’s not admitting he’s got the rona coz dim Deek is still out galavanting?
Deek needs overtime for the klarna payments due hen covid or no
He looks ruined!! Highly doubt a cold would make him that rough. He’s got covid and not saying so because Derek won’t get paid if he don’t work.
And if DumDum doesn’t get paid the Klarna will go unpaid and Mario won’t be able to spunk on shite. Cruel world we live in Maz
Cheeky spoons breakfastDoes maz even go anywhere to be able to catch the Rona?
Castlevechie
B&M
The Range
Leedl
Clydebank Shopping centre
Primark
The polis offices
what I’m saying is, the bleep is never in. Well except after half 5 to get aw cosy.
Not to sound like a snob, but these are all places frequented by the dregs of society as well. So hygiene won’t be paramount. I can’t tell you the amount of fat cunts in leggings I’ve seen with their flower lanyards. I’m ExEmPt InNiT!!
So I was on my way to my wee boujee joab this morning (ma real joab this app is no my joab) and who should come on the wireless but Tong Braxston!! And it was the swanky bespoke radio mix of Unbreak My Heart, I shouted “sing it hen” although I was the only wan in the car.
So aye.
So aye.
You furgoat Jaydee hen..tonsa love
Any selfish prick who at any point during this pandemic went out and bought a sunflower lanyard absolutely deserves a particularly bad case of the Rona as karma #karmaonhisass
Those lanyards were an excellent idea that prepandemic were used as a discreet way for disabled people to show shop workers they may need extra help. Then they get hijacked by the antimaskers who claimed ExEmPtIoNs when all they wanted to do was show their ugly faces to the customers of B&M. Sorry but people like Mario pissed me off so much doing this and I’m still very angry about it
Those lanyards were an excellent idea that prepandemic were used as a discreet way for disabled people to show shop workers they may need extra help. Then they get hijacked by the antimaskers who claimed ExEmPtIoNs when all they wanted to do was show their ugly faces to the customers of B&M. Sorry but people like Mario pissed me off so much doing this and I’m still very angry about it
It’s always the wans who are too thick tae realise a mask wid actually help their appearance that don’t wear wan anaw.
*Sips coffee made with Lidl coffee pod and gives babybail the stink eye*
“fat cunts in leggings”. I am back working in the office today and I just LOLd in the canteen. Poor lassie in front of me nearly ended up covered in ma soup.
Oh my lord that selfie 
I’m speechless 
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