His lips have got that bad I'm getting utter Ped Egg vibes 
Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye
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Dr Paw Paw obv not as good as the huns saidHis lips have got that bad I'm getting utter Ped Egg vibes
Seen smoother sandpaperHis lips have got that bad I'm getting utter Ped Egg vibes
Poor wee dum dums willy will be like a shredded radishSeen smoother sandpaper
Marion loves Deek ma lovelie xAll I can hear is the vid on YouTube "Mary loves Dick"
Stop itPoor wee dum dums willy will be like a shredded radish
am no well I am roarin 
It's a difficult wank, isn't it.
Wee hens looking like a slowly deflating balloon in his death pit
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Well you witches are all bastards to him. He's no well!!! Laughing to much to go to sleep now.
Typical Mario though, covid is over (ish) so he gets it.
Typical Mario though, covid is over (ish) so he gets it.
Well he's no wun fur trends! He disnae do trends! Well at least not until they are well passed their sell by date and then he desperately needs the same as all the other huns!
Lmaoooooo I’m absolutely screaming at that picture he posted! WHY would anyone post that of themselves!? I’ve had 3 day hangovers and looked more vivacious than that. Those bloody lips he’s howlin. So aye
he’s howlin. So aye
Mair chins than a chinese phone book, eyes like dugs baws, eyebrows like a burst shag doll, lips crusty-er than a junkies carpet n hair like the back end eh a lavvy brush. Nae debates hens
that isnae yer 'no well' face that's joost always how yae look Moira hen did yae forget tae look in wan eh yer forty-five mirrars?
Aah, and just like that, one picture and we're back 
That’s what their bed looks like under a
microscope x1 million in the bum fort palace
Dying at some of these comments
Bereavement comma or skint to pay day Ma lovlie ? You watch next week when pay day hits we will be suffocated with stories about his new colour scheme and tatt he has purchased.
I generally think he gets depressed when he cannot buy anything. I bet the week before pay day is hell for Dezza and Rayn
So he's been away from work 10 days, am l right?.
I'd love to know if he's getting sick pay from work. Only office staff got it at my place.
I'd love to know if he's getting sick pay from work. Only office staff got it at my place.
I think he gets depressed as well. He needs that quick buzz of spending.
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Roughly translated tae ‘Ma work are sick tae the back teeth ah ma absences and excuses for time aff and fur wance ah need tae prove this is genuine’
Marion, get a LFT hen ah think you’ve Covid.
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