Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

[Poptart]

Fucking grief tourist! He couldn’t point Ukraine out on a map!

He couldn't point out Birmingham on a map.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Cannae believe it’s been 3 months since Nippy Bum Bum


His fucking storage bed will be at at 90 degree angle the now.. getting all his decorations oot for Hinch

His stiffy will be bigger than his nose for days.

 

[laynelo_]

Can imagine Hinch needing to bend her knees lit when yer talking to a wean to be able to speak to him if they met… 7ft and 4ft tall both a them next to each other would look like a fucking bar chart

 

[Babybail93]

Why’s he no put any make up on tae hide it

By the looks of the sister, she used it all

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Big thanks to Sadie, krystal, Deek and Marions back up account, for these messages.

 

[laynelo_]

Aye henz so we are aw pure jealuz a Mazdas 20 minute a week joab, his hostage fiancé, a cooncil bedsit that’s probably no even under his name, and a suicidal cat hens so aye and so forth get back inty yer laines sit doon and get some class cos he leads a life a bespoke luxury

 

[Freefalling]

I think the way he acted when Hannah was here has ruined his chances of Hinch going to him or being invited to hers.

Definitely pair of ignorant arseholes, still shocked by how comical he found the flat tyre and Deek pissing off to get the train

 

[Freefalling]

Can imagine Hinch needing to bend her knees lit when yer talking to a wean to be able to speak to him if they met… 7ft and 4ft tall both a them next to each other would look like a fucking bar chart

Be like that episode of Sex & The City when Samantha goes on a date with the guy wearing Bloomingdales Junior clothes Deek would rock up like a 12 year old on his first night in Tenerife

 

[Skyflier6727]

If he could have done a pouty selfie with the coffin, he would have. Crass.

I’m surprised he wasn’t giving the coffin a quick shine with some fabulosa and lighting a wax melt on it

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So is Derek the bottom? I really can’t see Marion pegging him. I mean, not that I am trying to imagine it.

 

[Sickofinstagramcrap]

Yea i am totally jealous…… at least i can fully open my bedroom door. Sho aye….

 

[Kat__lax]

Has this all started because some other lassie was greeting? He is quite frankly aff his heed!

As recents events have proved, he will use anything for content, literally anything.

 

[Cagayu]

there is a digital “can’t wait“ card Marion could add to his iPhone wallet… Much more discreet than displaying it like a backstage pass

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

This thread I actually cannot deal with youse tonight.

Just sitting hear with ma portion of Supermarket curry satay sauce, reading ma bespoke Yves Saint Laurent book.

Shall we start a Tattle Book Club? First up ‘Dior’ in the colour matte grey.

 

[laynelo_]

So, I've been knee deep nosing oan "the app" and I noticed, wee Krystal tagged Marion in a post under a different user name. So I'm guessing that's the account he uses to send himself messages. Oan another note I found this picture of wee baby Marion.
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I’ve seen happier weans on a NHS leaflet fuck sake.

 

[Booboo76]

God he’s such a grief vulture, somethings going on but I’m not gonna talk about it, but I will when enough time has past, get in the bin and take your shit looking tea with you, maz. I’ve never known anyone to go on about having a cold so much, you’ve not had the flu, you wouldn’t be able to get out of bed you absolute dick, been to work, cooked tea tonight, you can’t be that ill

 

[Shmebulock]

Who put 50p in the Cunt? English cannot be this fuckers first language? Surely?

“Glimps”

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It baffles me that he has convinced himself that people direct hate at him on instagram, when in fact he's choosing to read about himself on here and then have a rant about how he doesn't even care and he doesn't even read it anyway so he's not even bothered by it. Then what the fuck are you ranting about it for?!? He's a fucking paradox.

 

[Cagayu]

Another person here that couldn’t give a flying fuck about where mario puts his peen! I care more about what’s in his Monica cupboard

 

[Doodlebug71]

MADE HIS OWN CHICKEN SATAY… Then proceeds to show a photo of those ready to eat chicken satay sticks with mayflower curry sauce over them. Fucking hell.

And frozen chips ...fuck my life I bet the rice was microwave

 

[Babybail93]

The teeth are yellowing. God the hair. The feet. Just the whole thing really.
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That coat looks like it smells like my Nan’s loft