Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

[laynelo_]

Deary me… “this app” stop sending yerself messages mazda!!

 

[Johnnoijones]

Aye I think it’s the Christmas tree reflecting in the mirror.

But don’t let that distract us from wee Deek in the bumming fort. Nae debates oan that wan.

I would ruin deek in the bumming fort

 

[teatwo]

Wonder why deek didn’t join them? Probably didn’t wanae be seen with Marion dressed like he’s just raided lost property

 

[iris8]

Full on poor me, poor me.

You’ve got the cold (allegedly) more like Klarna has just took their monthly payment and your skint now till payday. 🧑🏻‍

 

[SuzyE]

It bloody is an IBS card LMAO
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I didn't know they existed?! This is just me, but how embarrassing that everyone knows you need it because you have the squits

 

[Doodlebug71]

That TikTok he cannot be for real. Does he REALLY think people are jealous of him? jealous of Klarna to the eyeballs, no prospects, no goals or ambitions…. Hmm.

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Take a walk into the ocean, for heaven’s sake.

Aye keep walking Mavis coz let's be honest neither you or wee deek drive, so aye walk til yer wee tattle heart is content wae yer plastic goochis

 

[DollyTheLamb]

Epic fail at Monochrome Margo hen!!!!
You have black, white, grey, silver, chrome and various other splashes of colour.
Back to Pinterest for you hen, must try harder next time

 

[SuzyE]

'l hardly ever speak on this anymore'.. Erm, when did that happen?!
Every time he has a rant he sounds like a broken record, but as usual he has to jump on someone else's bandwagon and make it about him

 

[SuzyE]

He should keep his family private like he's constantly telling everyone he does, but his problem is he can't help himself.

And just like that his grief is over. He's ready to live again now it's a new month

 

[Shrekssister]

My jaws through the flairboards at him today. He's going off the nut about privacy but his brains so squashed inside his flat yet still inexplicably massive dome that invading other peoples absolute worst days is a good idea to him.

There will be friends and family of this woman who cry themselves to sleep tonight and every night over their loss, guarantee you Mario's been sound asleep, not a thought in that uggo dome

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Deary me… “this app” stop sending yerself messages mazda!!

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Do you think he can’t spell/say Instagram? I know it is literally in the corner when you log in to “this app” but it’s in joined up innit. Bit too much for oor Mario to understand.

 

[Babybail93]

Ok, I ran to Hinch’s insta and it did not disappoint

Imagine how small that woman is, to be shorter than him! She must be like a Polly pocket!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

It bloody is an IBS card LMAO
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So he’s not a bottom then?

 

[WookieCookie]

Lets awww get Mario jumpers ma lovelies mwah mwah mwah

 

[Blanche Hunt]

There’s literally nothing he doesnae make about himsel…. Couldnae just put up that photie about Ukraine thoughoot adding in that’s he’s never ‘whitnessed’ murder afor. Ah think that wid go for most of the population, fuckwit.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

"I'm taking every last word of this" not enough words Mario.
Ok, let's play finish the sentence.
I'm taking every last word of this...and shoving it up my hoop

 

[Skyflier6727]

Babes! I’m proud to call myself an ally It’s Mario I cannot stand, couldn’t give two shiny shites what his sexuality is. None of us are homophobic, we just know a cunt when we see one.

This. 100% this. He is a nasty wee shitbag. His sexuality has nothing to do with it

 

[ohdoris]

He’s an absolute scum bag for hijacking another families grief for clout on his stories.
I’d smack the nose clean off his face if it was a close member of my family, how dare he post that very personal information to his audience.
He really is a vile, selfish, nasty little worm.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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Oh my god, the exclamation marks, Mario stop please. This is embarrassing, you’re making yourself look even more of a fool than usual by showing how really uneducated you are.

It's so crass to not spellcheck an attempt at a serious post. Whitness, ffs.
However, I note the usual suspects have done a virtue signalling post. Infuriating.

 

[Philimena cunk]

Just like to express my love for the depressed anteater, as due to commenting on here has made me a VIP..!!!!!
Still the he's a stunted cunt though....