Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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Dae you know wit my lovelies. I’m beginning to think Mario disnae “never lie”.

Because there is so fucking way he’s cooked a satay better than the Chinese. He’s obviously just still in a huff they left him oot in the cauld for oors back at Christmas time.

You deep fry a fried egg ffs maz. Can’t wait tae see how you make the hawncut and trice fried chips on your plate
 
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MADE HIS OWN CHICKEN SATAY… Then proceeds to show a photo of those ready to eat chicken satay sticks with mayflower curry sauce over them. Fucking hell.
 
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Got maself a pure fresh bespoke profile pic as couldn’t stand looking at greasy pre teef journae marion anymore
 
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Got maself a pure fresh bespoke profile pic as couldn’t stand looking at greasy pre teef journae marion anymore
He looks lit wan a his wax melts in this hen, pure bessspokee profile pic
 
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War is Europe, rising living costs, but it’s alright Mario has emerged from his bespoke illness. Can this dickhead no read the room?!
 
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Fuck me, cunt couldn't even measure the table for anyone who asked. He tells them to contact the retailer.

He could done it in the time it took him to post his reply
Hes probably too fucking thick to know how to measure them for her.
 
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The "chicken satay" looks like something that would be dripping through the flair boards in his bedsit
 
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That fucking bent leg
He’s doing a grand job tonight of alienating the menopausal mafia by basically saying he can’t be arsed to read and reply to their messages
 
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No wonder his nose is so big. They're like the one's from Iceland
 
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