Cleaning with Mario #59 He’s getting messages from spirits in the sky, nae debates... so aye

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Mario needs his spirit guides in the sky to guide him to the dusty skirting and crapet that his Kerry katona eyes stop him from seeing
I’ve got the image of him now with one of those Y shaped spirit twigs, holding it in front of him like a witch doctor

 
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Thick with stoor
 
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Horrible!. The blacks too depressing, and the clutter on that small table is ridiculous. ..But then he's a negative Nancy anyway, so it suits him
 
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I’ve got the image of him now with one of those Y shaped spirit twigs, holding it in front of him like a witch doctor

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Id love to see the day Mazda takes a spiritual journee, he’d be claiming he could speak to ghosts and offer readings to the luvlies for £30 over “this apps” DMs, aw the wax melts would be thrown oot inty the wasteland and replaced way crystals, instead a gutting the hoose every morning he’d be sageing it, he’d be claiming he wis tuned inty peoples auras and he’d remove any a his followers that had a ‘negative vibe’.
 
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Marion…

 
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WW3 is literally breaking out but it’s alright, Mario has redecorated his lounge!*

*jumped on a 3 year old trend and epically failed by saturating his room with black everything, filling the landfills with the accessories he’s had for less than a year
 
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You insensitive basturds, that’s no stoor oan the flair. That’s Janice’s ashes when he moved the urn.
 
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I find today's posts really depressing. Now hear me out lovelies!! Heres someone who makes no cash from Instagram but has spent the whole week putting together two glorified coffee tables just for gratification from strangers. That's before you start on what it's cost him. I just find that quite sad.
 
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Can't wait to hear how he spins WW3 as being a blessing for him financially.
 
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Can't wait to hear how he spins WW3 as being a blessing for him financially.
“B&M got bombed but that meant I saved money that day ma luvlies, am always looking at the bright sides and positives now! Let’s kick this wars arse!!”
 
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Very sad. Mario is his own worst enemy.
 
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Wait until he's called up. I can see him in an x small uniform, febrezing his gun, soaking grenades in zoflora.
 
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