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I'm surprised he doesn't have one on the ceiling yetNaw I think he’s keeping the plush gifted monstrosity. He’s selling he silver sort of ornate looking one that he got for a barg price out of Poundies.
Edit - just saw the comments above. Hold on, he’s had 3 big massive mirras in that bedsit then!? The plush one, the ornate poundies one and the current one in the living room? Oh my Christ. I thought there was only ever 2 until I realised the current living room one has smooth edgeshe’s beyond help!!
I’m stunned. Just when you think he couldn’t spend any more money on pointless tit. View attachment 1044007View attachment 1044008View attachment 1044009
Since when does a heated up microwave meal get classed as cooking 
He's such a lazy idiot.
Now I want to see them doing each others pampering
He's such a lazy idiot.Now I want to see them doing each others pampering
You can see the salt he has added from spaceIs he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
Imagine how crabbit he would be if he hud tae go oan the Atkins diet 
Nice tae see oor very own Paisley Princess has been slaving over a hot microwave the afternoon. So aye
I'm laughing so hard at his latest boomerang
All that money spent and he still has horrible chapped lips
*Note to self. Do not buy into Mario's adverts
All that money spent and he still has horrible chapped lips
*Note to self. Do not buy into Mario's adverts
Look at the bit of tit stuck in his tooth as wellI'm laughing so hard at his latest boomerang
All that money spent and he still has horrible chapped lips
*Note to self. Do not buy into Mario's adverts
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It’s the bum fluff on his face I canny deal with doesn’t even grow stubble like a man
doesn’t even grow stubble like a man Looks like he has doused it in saltIs he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
can see it all sitting on top 
Promoting MLMs like the body shop and lumi spa… fud!! Also naecunt can see wit yer skin looks lit way a filter on Mazda, we aw know it’s lit the surface a the moon without it.
How about you post the pic without using the filter Marion. Then we will see the true 'benefits' of the loonyspa
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I know I say it all the time, but imagine looking that smug with a face, lips and hair like him
That wee Deek is a good looking boy! What on Earth is he doing with Bet Lynch?
Oh he’s such a doll. I want to rescue him and set him up in my spare bedroom, as a second son. He can’t be playing with a full deck to put up with Marion and all her shite
His front tooth looks brown and discoloured. Also the food stuck in itI'm laughing so hard at his latest boomerang
All that money spent and he still has horrible chapped lips
*Note to self. Do not buy into Mario's adverts
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I’ve got a knock off one from China for 20 quid that does exactly the same thing as the overpriced lumi.
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