The plush one was next to his tacky tree at Christmas Ma lovely. It had a balloon arch draped over it for 3 days
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Why oh why does a bedsit need that many full length mirrahs. Surely Mazda and deek could see their full bodies in a wee table mirrah?
Now now ma lovely, if you’re purchasing yersel a wee Uncle Albert coat for next year, ye need to look at it multiple times at different angles before ye decide whether to buy the flat cap too
How many full length mirrors does one need in a flatDon't know if this has already been noted or mentioned but didn't he say yesterday was selling the mirror in the bedroom and he had it gifted! Cheeky wee bugger
I really hope he takes a pic of his roast dinner he’s made.
I don't think we're getting one as it's 6pm he'll have finished it and be aww cosy by now
Microwave pie from markies doll, sorry to disappoint 
Is he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips? 
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
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Came on to say the same - why the chips with mashIs he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
He loves his carbs 
WTF is there to know about a bloody M&S cottage pie? 
These meals are why he’s beginning to look like he’s built like a burst mattress… send they jackets back mazda they’ll no fit ye in a few months if ye keep eating lit that!!Is he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
Eating straight out of the plastic tae! Not very boujee!Is he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
Hes actually just a smug little prick. Why does he think everything is something special? Deluded wee fud.
When I read that I thought he was referring to trousers wtf!?I’ve not seen the plush bespoke mirror?? Does he still have it? And more importantly.. WHERE? I canny cope with him calling the floors “flairs”.. is this a bespoke paisley spelling or just Marion’s grammar? Hope you’s all kick the arse out this week hens only 5 shifts til the weekend MWAH
He's eating it out of the plastic tray. I'm clutching my mother bleeping pearls here. 
And if you don’t know, then get tae know* so aye ma loveliesIs he having the Markies pie, which is topped with mash, with a side of chips?
What the duck is wrong with this wee guy?
And what the duck is there to know about a slightly above average micro meal?
*not ma quote
Lmao fair enough if you were at work or something with no access to crockery but it’s on an actual plate with other food. Maybe he does that so he doesn’t have to clean the plate..He's eating it out of the plastic tray. I'm clutching my mother bleeping pearls here.
He said he was ‘making’ a sunday dinner 
He did say that! I thought I’d read that tooHe said he was ‘making’ a sunday dinner
I may be swerving out ma Laine but didn’t he say he was going to make a bespoke nice Sunday dinner? I’ve been waiting all day for his boujee Sunday roast disaster
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