Happy Holly vallance day to you all lovelies. Big baked tattie hearts to you all.
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You don’t have to act like a star…
He’ll have that playing on his next hobbit hole run through with a cheeky wink
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I imagine the bumming fort quilt will be firmly stuck and slicked inty the couch by the night hens nae debates
Awww no. Christmas ruined, etc.I imagine the bumming fort quilt will be firmly stuck and slicked inty the couch by the night hens nae debates
Clearly Derek isn’t #theboydidgood as if he’d had anything to show off about on this app he wouldn’t be able to help himself. So aye
Agree, there's trouble in paradise. He never posts about Derek now, remember all the "he keeps me safe" and the hilarious stories of Derek meeting him off the bus to help him cross the road. Now, nuffink.
Valens update. No present from mr dayn, another nice dinner cooked by me. Mr Dayn has tweaked my boob and made a honking sound, like it's a bleeping horn. I feel like Derek.
Keeps him safe lmao.Agree, there's trouble in paradise. He never posts about Derek now, remember all the "he keeps me safe" and the hilarious stories of Derek meeting him off the bus to help him cross the road. Now, nuffink.
Valens update. No present from mr dayn, another nice dinner cooked by me. Mr Dayn has tweaked my boob and made a honking sound, like it's a bleeping horn. I feel like Derek.
I think you should cook Mr Dayn a wee batch a stovies the morra hen, just lit oor Marions would day. Nothing like half a kilo a salt in water to say I love youAgree, there's trouble in paradise. He never posts about Derek now, remember all the "he keeps me safe" and the hilarious stories of Derek meeting him off the bus to help him cross the road. Now, nuffink.
Valens update. No present from mr dayn, another nice dinner cooked by me. Mr Dayn has tweaked my boob and made a honking sound, like it's a bleeping horn. I feel like Derek.
I agree hen. @Dawn Dayn mind and gie the sausage a good boilingI think you should cook Mr Dayn a wee batch a stovies the morra hen, just lit oor Marions would day. Nothing like half a kilo a salt in water to say I love you
Yeah I'm going with trouble indoors as well, be it relationship or financiallyAgree, there's trouble in paradise. He never posts about Derek now, remember all the "he keeps me safe" and the hilarious stories of Derek meeting him off the bus to help him cross the road. Now, nuffink.
Valens update. No present from mr dayn, another nice dinner cooked by me. Mr Dayn has tweaked my boob and made a honking sound, like it's a bleeping horn. I feel like Derek.
I've told him I'm leaving him for Jason Momoa, he's suggested I dm him first, ask what his age and weight limit are. Obvs I'm cleaning the loo with his toothbrush for the next month. Fewmin.
I made Mr Margrit a nice steak dinner and he had a go at me fur no letting the wine breathe. So we are currently sat on opposite sofas no talkin. Nae bummin fort for us the night.
There's a disgusting joke to be made here but I'm too drunk
Days of radio silence and thats the best he can post on valemtimez day! Aw mazza u disappoint me
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