Cleaning with Mario #58 Mario isn’t poor, he’s caked in orange Dior

[youare1]

Seriously though, why do people do this? It’s bad enough having endless throw pillows on a bed but to kick it up a gear and add a fucking tray full of pointless tat make it make sense. It doesn’t even look good (ever, not just Marion’s bespoke attempt).

This bugs me too, lots of insta accounts with trays placed on random things in their house thinking it looks on trend when in reality it just looks crap.

 

[Sloppys]

I think his lips would be sorted with proper nutrients tbh. Sometimes I get these cracks at the side of my lips and it’s if I’ve been stressed or if my diet has been shocking. Seen as Maz has a fucking awful diet I would bet that’s the problem. So aye Maz, have some fruit and veg and see if that helps your bespoke lip problem .

ETA - I feel like I need to clarify that my lips never look THAT bad though

 

[Lady Bug]

I have to admit, Deek gies me the boke, he just looks like a bit of a simpleton . Please don’t hate on me

We don't we have discussed this many times on this thread. The very fact that he's shacked up with Mario means he can't have a full flight of stairs going on and nae debates.

 

[Onlinedetective]

The cooncil probably sent the notice to the lead/official tenant - Derek - who would've been too oot his tree to let the crusty-lipped crusader know. Or Derek is a troll. Pick whichever explanation takes your fancy

Crusty lipped crusader hahahahahaha next thread name

 

[loulou101]

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State of them lips I’d put money on him having covid but not admitting it!

His defo a sick note at work isn’t he ! Bet al the colleagues hate him

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Aw that’s needed in that bedroom noo is some wee price tags and he’s back in Debenhams. State ah that.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

After that last bit 'mind your own'. All l could hear after it was ner ner ner ner ner, because it was so childish

He's sounding like a broken record now though View attachment 1050196

Does he mean he's got issues going on outside this app? Ffs it's like davinci code.

 

[Bee Sting]

If he put anything down other than carpet when the council come to do any upgrades is heating rewiring when they lift said floors they do not need to put them back down,they will a carpet but nothing else ,also if planned upgrades Inc new kitchen more money wasted on falling!I have always lived in council properties and the kitchen worktops do tend to be a really good quality and you get a selection to pick doors,handles,and colour , internal doors can be changed with no permission so he can and should change living room handles

Ma lovelie its crapet’s marions got no carpets and if ye dont know get to know

Tons a love

 

[laynelo_]

Thank youse ma luvlies i’ll be adding graphic designer and part time comedian tae ma ain bespoke CV noo

 

[Skyflier6727]

But he closed his DMs to new followers 2 years ago? I can’t stand liars

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Mazda will be geeing this CV to Maccies…

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Hen, you have made my day, month, year, life, etc. That is easily the funniest thing I’ve ever seen and I read it in his voice.

 

[witchofwestbyfleet]

When did Marion turn into a Samuel L Jackson wannabe?

"Ah've had it with these motherfuckin' snakes, in the colour snake print, in this motherfuckin' Victorian asylum. So aye."

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I've been reading the proposals to make twitter and Facebook and Insta verify age, allegedly to stop kids looking at porn, but really to stop free speech. It will totally knacker the huns follower numbers. Not being able to call Boris a cunt is worth it, if it means Mario is down to 378 followers, all tattlers.

 

[Turmeric123]

i am absolutely FUMMING!!

Rightly so
He has blood on his block button for such a cruel action don't worry we will chant you on with screenshots tonsa love

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Nae wonder the toasters broken shoving aww they Morton’s rolls in it n trying to palm them off as toasties….arsewipe!!!!

 

[loulou101]

It amazes me in my 2 year hiatus Mazza
- Is still DECORATING. I dread to think how many types of flooring have been laid.
- still looks like he is going to be crushed by his wardrobes. What a hoarder m. Did the IKEA ones eventually collapse ?
- still claims rayn is his baby although she clearly hates him.
- still thinks Hinch is his friend

His life has literally not changed in the slightest. Now I know there has been a pandemic …but I feel it has changed people in one way or another and made people reassess their lives….but Mario is the same self indulgent numpty he has always been

The one thing I haven’t seen since I’ve been back online Is him dancing With his mop. Is that a thing of the past ?

 

[laynelo_]

A Cannae wait until we go on a bespoke scaffolding/shelving jurnee. The coonsil will come back tomorrow and he will have aw his tatt on the scaffolding like it’s a veranda.

Maybe that’s why he wis asking for artificial grass hen. He’s putting it on the scaffolding for a bespoke balcony and mini back garden

 

[Skyflier6727]

I've read the first line of this one seventeen times and I still cannae work oot whit he's trying to say

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Nope no idea. It’s about as literate as the rest of the shite he spouts

DM if you want his mirror but he’s turned off his DMs. Okaaaay then ….

 

[gettagrip]

Roses are red
I love them the most
I’m affa crabbit this morning
Because I canna hae toast

Dear @chickenlittle007

Roses are red
Violets are blue
A chippy does not make a romantic dinner for two.
This poem is stupid, just like you.
Noo get your IBS arse straight to the loo

Xx

 

[SleepyCatLady]

Other! Punctuation! Is! Available!

That’s aw I’ve got tae say, mah luvlies. Away back to minding ma own.