Cleaning with Mario #57 In the bumming fort for aw the action, ft seduction songs by Tong Braxston

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Sloppys

Well if he loves the mirror that much why get rid to put the tv on the wall? Just keep things as they are
 
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GiftedNotFree

The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me !!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom
 
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12055584

GiftedNotFree said:
The fact he attempted to put that fuckin massive mirra in the bathroom is absolutely ending me !!! I’ve seen insect houses that have more space than that bathroom
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I bet he’s had Deek up the wall moving it round the place
 
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twilightgarden

No room for it after he got rid of six bin bags of clutter
There’s always been space for it before
I smell shite Mario and it’s not just your “IBS”

I think his Klarna statement has come through
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

Why's he said he will share 'this one with us' as if he doesn't already share everything he does in the hoose with us

The giant galloping donkey dick
 
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laynelo_

Imagine the domestics gawn on the noo at fawlty towers….

“DEEEEREEKK DON’T YOUUU GET ANY A THA FUCKIN PAINT ON MA GOOD CRAPRET A SWEAR TAE GOD DEREK!! UMM NO KIDDING”

“FUCKING BABY GURL RAYNNS DISTURBED DEEEREEK I DONT CARE ABOOT THE JUNKIES DOONSTAIR!!! I CANNY REACH ABOVE THE RADIATOR MA RARRRE SKINS SWEATING DEREK!!”
 
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Rayne

Get yer coots on, he’s takin us on a wall decorating journae
 
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Dawn Dayn

One wall. So the hideous wallpaper is staying. I suppose it would be a pain to move everything to decorate properly. It'll be manky and mouldy behind all the furniture. Lazy boys, make an effort, do it properly.
 
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Seonag

Wonder why he’s turned off his messaging ? Maybe getting too many questions for his 5 brain cells to cope with
 
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Rayne

Managed to stop him on a flattering moment
He’s not got anything on his crapet and he’s not moved his bespoke wardrobes
 
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candyland_

Im new to looking at his profile. Is he that bad? seems harmless from what I’ve seen over the last week.

What’s his real job?
 
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maeve87

I actually love this wee dweeb for the laughs I get from him and then reading on here
 
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loulou101

Booboo76 said:
Did you know he has a dyson hair dryer too?
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Ok now I’m done . I …with extremely thick hair feel I can’t justify the cost of that. What is wrong with him ! Derek only needs to blow his hair for couple seconds and it’s dry

And the painting …
3 coats already ? I’d love to see how patchy that f*cking wall will be! I mean of all the things he could justify paying out on (a actual decorator ) he skimps and does himself and will make a dogs dinner of it
 
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