Can I just say that Marion’s hair is fuckin atrocious. A Ken he hus Kerry Katona eyes but come on! He’s like a 90’s wannabe boyband member crossed with sonic the hedgehog. Come on to duck people that know maz, tell him he looks ridiculous
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The stuff stinks. He’s meant to be a “professional cleaner”
I was at a wee bespoke event last night that was sponsored by a firm called Katoni…I was clutching ma beak because I thought about Kerry Katona eyes and then the dug and my husband was looking at me like I had two heeds. I said “if you don’t know, get tae know”
(Not my quote)
(Not my quote)
Does anyone else remember Derek’s Tik toks? Absolutely stoned out his bush.Just in-case youse aw missing this pair a goonsIs Deek mute for real, has anyone ever heard him speak?View attachment 1024447
Get back in ya lane hen he wasnae stoned, he’d just been breathing in the fumes from mario’s extensive wax melt collectionDoes anyone else remember Derek’s Tik toks? Absolutely stoned out his bush.
Do any tattlers have hairdressing experience and know what he does to achieve such a bespoke look?He really doesn’t see how crappy his hair is does he? It’s vile!
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This is why if he had any real friends in his life they'd tell him. Mine would and vice versa
Is it any surprise he isn’t well, all jokes aside. He eats crap, inhales fumes all day and doesn’t exercise. There’s literally nothing healthy about him.Oh is our wee Maz still no well? He should learn by now his absence is never good, well only end up falling down his highlights hole
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On the back of Johnno's earlier comment, any lovelies with hairdressing expertise - what would you do to improve his sparse tonsorial hedgehog?
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I have never seen anyone with hair like it. Does he blow dry it into that style? Does it automatically fall into that 'style' when dry? Does it have the consistency of a wire brush? For someone so vain and obsessed with skincare and scents you would have to think he would do something about his hair. If you walked into a barbers and wanted to copy his style what would you even ask for? So many questions
Aye, he calls it the electro-cute!I think it involves, water and a switched on plug socket
I never saw the delight that was Derek's Tiktok but i went and had a look at wee Marion's Tiktok and he uploaded one with photos of wee Rayn 2 days ago so i wonder why he's on a comma from Insta. I had a snoop through who he's following but couldn't find Derek.Does anyone else remember Derek’s Tik toks? Absolutely stoned out his bush.
Was actually started to worry about him - poor hen! But if he’s still on TikTok, it’s an attention seeking comma so he can get hunners of messages from the menopausal mafia.
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