Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

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How has he has vinyl worktops for 8 years if he’s not lived there for 8 years 🧐
Came here to say the same thing. He adds a year on every time he speaks about how long he’s stayed there. It’s about 5 years max.

Not even lunchtime on Monday and the lies are out of control!
 
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'Who Am l'...You really need us to tell you Mario?!. Silly little man 🤣
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Poor Ryan breathing that in!! No wonder she’s rubbing her arse all over the worktop. She’d rather smell her own $hit than breathe in the toxic fumes.
I spray that on small areas of the bathroom and have to leave the window wide open and close the door. It’s stinks! Can you imagine all over the sides
 
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He deliberately basterdised the lino when he pulled the washing machine out to huv to buy new flairing now he has done the same with his falbon hens nae debates
 
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Clears out cleaning products from 6 kitchen cupboards and says it’s now all in one... Proceeds to post a photo showing 3 different kitchen cupboards with cleaning products in 🙄 Also, keeping the bog roll in the kitchen cupboard 😂😂 absolute nobber!
 
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Came here to say the same thing. He adds a year on every time he speaks about how long he’s stayed there. It’s about 5 years max.

Not even lunchtime on Monday and the lies are out of control!
Back in 2019 he said Del Boy “took on” tat towers 4 years ago. In Mazda counting that’ll be 2016 (2019, 2018, 2017, 2016 - 3 actual years to anyone else). He didn’t move in right away - don’t think he even knew him so your 5 years is defo more accurate.
He can’t keep up with his own lies.
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He deliberately basterdised the lino when he pulled the washing machine out to huv to buy new flairing now he has done the same with his falbon hens nae debates
Aye hen. If he loved what he had he would've gone for the same again.

Hope Derek gave him pelters cos Mario's mistake will cost more to fix than a bottle of Jo Malone soap, so aye!
 
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So he cleans his worktops 30 times a day but this was the first time in 8 years that he’s bleached his worktops, even though he’s only lived there for 5 years? Make it make sense
 
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How much does it cost to have the worktops wrapped? Would it not be cheaper to buy new worktops and have them fitted than keep changing the vinyl? although this time is being passed off as an accident but I think he really wanted them changed and need an excuse.
 
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How much does it cost to have the worktops wrapped? Would it not be cheaper to buy new worktops and have them fitted than keep changing the vinyl? although this time is being passed off as an accident but I think he really wanted them changed and need an excuse.
It's a council flat, not sure he's allowed to change it. It must be cheaper to have a bit of plastic put on than change worktops, it's still a huge waste of money.
 
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Seriously though, mould and mildew sprays are only for small areas that have it not for the entire worktop, that’s common sense!! Him and Deek must be on the vallies tae be daying shite like that so aye nae debates on ma page 💎
 
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