Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

[SuzyE]

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Mario liked it, yet he can't see he's one of the many plebs that cause these people to spend money they probably haven't got...The tit

 

[MrsJ2000]

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Mario liked it, yet he can't see he's one of the many plebs that cause these people to spend money they probably haven't got...The tit View attachment 1010918

Exactly! Just like him with the ‘velveteer’ last week!!

 

[twilightgarden]

Remember he is no as nice as he tries to make out. When we had the old cleaners thread he became a wee bit nasty at one point, truth be told. Although to be fair to him he also came up with a classic insult towards us Tattlers so

Really? He seems so harmless. I don’t think I was around during the bespoke cleaners thread times.

 

[laynelo_]

Hi hens, been oan a pure comma lit oor marion the past weekend, been eating ma motivating muller yoghurt and 3 grapes every morning, gutting the gaff fae tap tae bottom including ma skirting boards, lying in ma hoosecoat aw warum and cozy in ma bumming fort. Hopefully the prince of paisley has some riveting content for us the morra, maybe even a wee walk around and a wave in the hall mirror

 

[Abce3456]

If oor Marion was to pose for the paisley express! would make sure he had his best goonie on!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Kitchen disaster? Top guesses in no particular order:

He's fucked his falbon
He's fucked his flair
He's fucked the new velveteer

Can't wait for the big reveal

 

[maeve87]

Kitchen disaster? Top guesses in no particular order:

He's fucked his falbon
He's fucked his flair
He's fucked the new velveteer

Can't wait for the big reveal

I’m guessing something to do with the boiler or maybe even the tumble dryer again

 

[SuzyE]

There you go. He's had that clear out to make room for things they need. He's not all there

 

[menopausalmargrit]

There you go. He's had that clear out to make room for things they need. He's not all there
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The only thing he needs is bleeping counselling.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

If oor Marion was to pose for the paisley express! would make sure he had his best goonie on!

WHY would you have your hoosecoat on when you're being interviewed and photographed. So common, I'm clutching my pearls.

The only thing he needs is bleeping counselling.

He needs a haircut before anything else.

 

[stuffandwords]

I’m so confused why he would use mould and mildew spray on his worktops. That stuffs lethal and only really for black mould. What an idiot. It’s probably a good thing he has a cheap old fablon kitchen rather than nice worktops.

 

[superwoooman]

I think his wee Mould & Mildew accident has proved he doesn’t move his appliances to clean

 

[youare1]

So the toaster been pulled out to show the difference, so what he is saying is he wiped around the appliances not cleaned the complete worktop? Lazy

 

[SuzyE]

What a complete and utter tool!. He should be ashamed to have cleaning in his bio after that

And as for saying we've all bulk bought cleaning products. No we haven't. Some of us know how to handle money.

 

[Chez300]

Now an excuse to spend more money!

He’s getting an even darker wood colour to clash even more against the flooring

 

[mrshan17]

‘Raynes having a wee clean aren’t you hen’ lmao he makes me howl

 

[Step-by-step]

The only thing he needs is bleeping counselling.

He needs a boot up the arse, bloody idiot, spunking yet more money now for a new worktop cover.

 

[Onlinedetective]

I’m so confused why he would use mould and mildew spray on his worktops. That stuffs lethal and only really for black mould. What an idiot. It’s probably a good thing he has a cheap old fablon kitchen rather than nice worktops.

Poor Ryan breathing that in!! No wonder she’s rubbing her arse all over the worktop. She’d rather smell her own $hit than breathe in the toxic fumes.

 

[SuzyE]

View attachment 1011355Now an excuse to spend more money!

He’s getting an even darker wood colour to clash even more against the flooring

I bet he sprayed it on purpose just to get it changed

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

A wee day aff, a long lie in and a bingo on the falbon. Winning