Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction

[DesperadosRUs]

Mario you clarty midden!!! Get roon that skirtin with a cloth and git that hoose in order!!! Absolutely ridder you are being a cleaner with mockitness like that. Gie yerself a gid shake laddie.

do they polis you work with Ken yer a wee fraudster, that station probably manky!!

 

[Babybail93]

Mario you clarty midden!!! Get roon that skirtin with a cloth and git that hoose in order!!! Absolutely ridder you are being a cleaner with mockitness like that. Gie yerself a gid shake laddie.

do they polis you work with Ken yer a wee fraudster, that station probably manky!!

Can you imagine how dirty the Polis office is with his surface cleaning? Bet he thinks he’s the tit at work as well. Swanning aroond in his tabard

 

[Philimena cunk]

Goes in a liquid comes oot a liquid

 

[Caramel Swirl]

He wants tae git tha new steamurrr on them manky wires the dirty scrote bag

 

[DesperadosRUs]

He’s aww fur coat and nae knickers….. hoose looks good enough but is actually clarty

 

[SuzyE]

Why didn't he film himself steam cleaning the sofa.

Get the word cleaning removed from your bio, Mario, because it proves nothing to your followers

 

[Cady1954]

Omg peace at last! Just got over from the

Him stroking that scarf


My cock has retracted inside of me looking at that

Is that an Exocet missile flying past the window? It looks like Beirut out there.

As much as I hate Hinch, I love that her dramatic reveals are of houses and tit. Mario’s dramatic reveal is of a £100 milk warmer he’s got on Klarna

Eh a milk warmer? What's wrong with a microwave or a pan on the stove? Imbecile.

 

[Babybail93]

Anyone else praying them sofa cushion covers shrink in the wash?

 

[Poptart]

Anyone else praying them sofa cushion covers shrink in the wash?

He'd be straight on the phone to Danyel kicking off!

 

[Seonag]

Anyone else praying them sofa cushion covers shrink in the wash?

Or they come out a different colour

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Anyone else praying them sofa cushion covers shrink in the wash?

Oh duck aye Here’s hoping eh!

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Can you imagine how dirty the Polis office is with his surface cleaning? Bet he thinks he’s the tit at work as well. Swanning aroond in his tabard

A vision of Mario in a tabard has just made my day .

Can imagine him daein the bend n snap wae the wastepaper baskets in front of aw his lovely boys in blue .

 

[SuzyE]

Anyone else praying them sofa cushion covers shrink in the wash?

Hell yes!

 

[Doodlebug71]

Or they come out a different colour

Like pink to match his lampshade hen

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Like pink to match his lampshade hen

how many more times ma lovelies IT’S NO PEYNK it’s bespoke guurraay

 

[Doodlebug71]

how many more times ma lovelies IT’S NO PEYNK it’s bespoke guurraay

Ma page ma rules ma luvlee so aye sit doon and get some class

 

[Very Cherry]

Mario you clarty midden!!! Get roon that skirtin with a cloth and git that hoose in order!!! Absolutely ridder you are being a cleaner with mockitness like that. Gie yerself a gid shake laddie.

do they polis you work with Ken yer a wee fraudster, that station probably manky!!

At least he cleans aww the touch points though ma lovelie.

 

[DramaQueen79]

Its the wee details for me eh? A £1 tube of painters caulk round that switch and a quick fluff of a feather duster along that skirting board but naw!!!! He's a lazy wee turd! Take some pride in your home Marion and stop showing us your shite stories About your 10yr old perfumes. Away n wash your hoose ya woman

 

[laynelo_]

Wit the duck does he need astro turf fir? the hallway? the ceiling? Is he daying up the shared close back gardens??

 

[Poptart]

Wit the duck does he need astro turf fir? the hallway? the ceiling? Is he daying up the shared close back gardens??

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Maybe he's canned the lino floor in the living room idea and we're going on an AstroTurf journey.