Cleaning with Mario #56 Perfume inflictions and a spending addiction, his anxiety is a work of fiction
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Thread title.Unbreak my Swan, by Tong Braxton
He’s back down to 146k followers. Marion, yer content is shite, but keep it coming so that we can continue to laugh at you.
I hate Costa … next shot flicks to a tin of Costa 
I can feel my brain cells dying trying to make sense of it all.
Unbreak my SwanSay velveteeser raaaang
Clutch ya beak an’ shart al neet
In the bummin fort
With Rayne n Deek
Take back the shite ya bought
Fae BnM
N get aff this app
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Fun time lies in Marioland
I wanna dance with somebody, Whitney Houston, 1987. Bought the deliciously atrocious framed poster, cos it's his all time fave.
Cleaning the windaes today.
I wanna dance with somebody, Whitney Houston, 1987. Bought the deliciously atrocious framed poster, cos it's his all time fave.
Cleaning the windaes today.
Ooh that's a hell of a pic, how can his head be a big thumb, but tiny in relation to his body.
I'm phoning David Attenborough.Aberdeenshire stovies here tonight, remnant of last nights sirloin roast with onions and potatoes, with a side of homemade oatcakes and some beetroot. I'll away back in my ain lane.This actually makes me boak. Do you lovelies that stay in Marion's vicinity all make 'stovies' we square sausage?Up here in Aberdeenshire we make stovies with beef, either leftover roast beef or cubed steak. Can you smell the wealth coming from my bespoke stovies?
Not body shaming as I'm a chunky monkey myself but he looks skinny in pics normally, he's obviously filtering his body as well as his face, that's really quite sad that he thinks he has to do that, be yourself Marion hen, embrace your menopausal spread like the rest of us
I thought that tae hen, I’m no saying he has to have a 6 pack but I’m just wondering why he’s got more hips than I’ve ever hadNot body shaming as I'm a chunky monkey myself but he looks skinny in pics normally, he's obviously filtering his body as well as his face, that's really quite sad that he thinks he has to do that, be yourself Marion hen, embrace your menopausal spread like the rest of us
They make them the Aberdeenshire way in Moray and the Highlands aswell. I honestly can't believe how Marion's 'stovies' look.
1. If yer pal was up visiting and youse had a pure laugh clutching beak style etc etc why did you no story whilst she was there? Cuz she’s no real that’s how
2. Maybe it’s just me, and I’ll steer right back in tae ma aine line if it is, but how can he properly clean whilst in a hoosecoat? Surely it’s better no to have sleeves flapping aboot?
3. Where the duck are you keeping they ladders?
4. Yer stovies are shite
2. Maybe it’s just me, and I’ll steer right back in tae ma aine line if it is, but how can he properly clean whilst in a hoosecoat? Surely it’s better no to have sleeves flapping aboot?
3. Where the duck are you keeping they ladders?
4. Yer stovies are shite
Or pick up a wee panty girdle in his next Primarni haul. Give Derek some Bridget Jones thrills in the fortNot body shaming as I'm a chunky monkey myself but he looks skinny in pics normally, he's obviously filtering his body as well as his face, that's really quite sad that he thinks he has to do that, be yourself Marion hen, embrace your menopausal spread like the rest of us
duck sake you can just smell the w.....BO reaking fae that hoosecoat
That's where he hangs wee Deek up to dry out after a sesh in the bumming fort...It appears he’s got storage hooks on the living room door. Wonder what shite he’s got hanging on the back of there.
Aw hen am in the Aberdeenshire lain anawThis actually makes me boak. Do you lovelies that stay in Marion's vicinity all make 'stovies' we square sausage?
U cud spit peas thru that bed jaiket he’s never got it aff…manky wee witch!!
Lush? Round on Causeyside St? It’s a chippy now with a lap dancing club upstairs
. Tho I’m not sure if that’s ever reopened after the lockdowns.- Status