Cleaning with Mario #55 Contradicting with Mario. So aye…so naw

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Poor wee jacs having to decipher that. Will probably give her as much of a headache as the oils will
 
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I've noticed he's unfollowed the vile one from the markland home as he must have found out about her tweets as its all over insta at the moment.
 
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I’ve pure lost the plot ma lovelies I’m sat here watching his toilet brush highlight from 3 years ago.
He used to buy a new bog brush every 2 weeks for SANITARY REASONS shame he didn’t worry so much about his toothbrush

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How can he say he’s not done anything to his face look at that forehead! They don’t disappear with your pals body shop cream with your special code for 10% off

He’s such a bleeping moan has he ever posted a video saying I’ve had a wonderful day, im in a great mood I’ve got this council roof over my head and a cupboard full or wax melts and shite hidden behind my kitchen door my heart is full
 
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How can he say he’s not done anything to his face look at that forehead! They don’t disappear with your pals body shop cream with your special code for 10% off

He’s such a bleeping moan has he ever posted a video saying I’ve had a wonderful day, im in a great mood I’ve got this council roof over my head and a cupboard full or wax melts and shite hidden behind my kitchen door my heart is full

Why has he stuck his toilet brush back down the toilet to clean it 🤣
 
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Ah’v hud a wee comma break for a couplea dees a youze ah ohn anither thread!!!!! Bluddy hilarius tae.
 
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Never seen a shitier looking snow scene or less motivational yugurt in ma life!!!
 
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He’s going to take us on a healthy eating journay I can feel it in my waters
 
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That looks like frost rather than snow lol. On deserted wasteland oot his windae
He cant even take a decent photo of snow ffs. Paisley roads are carnage and he’s shared the least snowy part of the toon 😂

Also who knew that a muller corner and some fruit was the key to motivation?! Shook! 😂💎🥔
 
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WTF is on top of his fruit?! Looks like a weird sauce or something with the yoghurt? Or has he taken some yellow “snow” from ootside kindly gifted by the blind Nikita dugs and crackhead neighbours
 
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WTF is on top of his fruit?! Looks like a weird sauce or something with the yoghurt? Or has he taken some yellow “snow” from ootside kindly gifted by the blind Nikita dugs and crackhead neighbours
I think it’s the fruity bit from a muller fruit corner 🤣
 
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Mario, my two cats have a healthier eating plan than you 🙄
 
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I think it’s the fruity bit from a muller fruit corner 🤣
Thanks for clarifying ma lovely! I haven’t got my big eBay specs on this morning 🤓 Who needs prescription glasses. 💁‍♀️

I bet the fruit is one of those prepared fruit pots and he’s not chopped them himself. Still makes me laugh, it’s like snack time at a nursery 😂
 
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