Cleaning with Mario #55 Contradicting with Mario. So aye…so naw

[Freefalling]

Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.

We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.

“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”

That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.

Omg I bet you couldn't believe your eyes seeing Maz & Deek on the train Clutching your beak, tears would be streaming down my legs. What a memory

Bet he was up to high do at the thought of being recognised can just imagine the cream puff he was in. His face needs a straighten, he was prob anxious and needing up the road to get aww cosy.

Deeks happy wee face is brilliant, Maz on the other hand would spoil milk

 

[Johnnoijones]

Do you know what I love about this thread? Marion doesn’t need to post anything and it’s still bleeping hilarious! I am actually buckled reading tonight’s posts!

Naw my lovelie you should be clutching your beak. We are all on fire tonight

 

[Poptart]

View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this

Looks like he's farted and is hoping noone notices. Derek has....

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I would absolooootly be oor the moon to meet wee Mazda McKnight and Deek the dafty. Would honestly make ma year

 

[Turmeric123]

I've just discovered the decorating highlight and I wonder where he got the Deek accessory

 

[DesperadosRUs]

Looks like he's farted and is hoping noone notices. Derek has....

Kin yeh imagine the smell? Would clear murryfield oot. Folk wandering about wondering what the reekin smell is no realising it’s Marios ring piece hummin Edinburgh oot

 

[Delia Smith]

I imagine Deek's fat doobies help to mask Maroon's silent but deadlies

 

[Johnnoijones]

I've just discovered the decorating highlight and I wonder where he got the Deek accessory
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I forget how tiny he is

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I imagine Deek's fat doobies help to mask Maroon's silent but deadlies

Boking at the thought of shite and weed mixed with whatever delightful stench he’d wearing that day….. bubble bath smell?

 

[twilightgarden]

I don't think they have the capacity to manage the airport. They could not manage arriving for a restaurant booking without bleeping it up

They’d wait outside the terminal

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I forget how tiny he is

Just aswell he’s a wee guy or he wouldn’t fit in the bedsit with all the shite maz hoards.

 

[Delia Smith]

Boking at the thought of shite and weed mixed with whatever delightful stench he’d wearing that day….. bubble bath smell?

Aye, or the £250 baccarat rouge

 

[Caramel Swirl]

I’m still struggling to comprehend how he can go on his stories and announce to 100,000 people he’s got bisto gravy shooting out of his back passage and not even bat an eyelid about it

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Absolute stoater

Where was this?? What a coupon

Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.

We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.

“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”

That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.

duck sake Margrit ah thought it wis a rangers game, I don’t ken why! The dour faced shite.

 

[DesperadosRUs]

I’m still struggling to comprehend how he can go on his stories and announce to 100,000 people he’s got bisto gravy shooting out of his back passage and not even bat an eyelid about it

Cos the app isny his joab. His joabs his joab. He wants to spray his followers with mental images of his ring piece collapsing then so be it.

 

[laynelo_]

I've just discovered the decorating highlight and I wonder where he got the Deek accessory
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Aw wee Deek I just wanty push him aboot in a pram he’s tiny

 

[Freefalling]

I forget how tiny he is

He's just a wee skelf

 

[Caramel Swirl]

Cos the app isny his joab. His joabs his joab. He wants to spray his followers with mental images of his ring piece collapsing then so be it.

It’s a good job he’s facing forwards when he’s answering the door to the postman naked, dread to think of the utter carnage if he opened it whilst faced the other way
Parcel signed for by Mr Full of tit

 

[DesperadosRUs]

It’s a good job he’s facing forwards when he’s answering the door to the postman naked, dread to think of the utter carnage if he opened it whilst faced the other way
Parcel signed for by Mr Full of tit

Poor wee deek, gawn bare back into that manky cave

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Poor wee deek, gawn bare back into that manky cave

I’m glad you brought that up ma lovelie coz sometimes I wonder, do they actually do the horizontal hula. A very grim thought I admit but a jist Cannae picture it.