Imagine him watching Sticky Vicky fire ping pong balls oot her chuff?
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Don’t forget his hoosecoat, primark cardigans, dyson hairdryer,
He lived that part of his life vicariously through others on Instagram
Absolute stoaterView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Where was this?? What a coupon
Youse
This pic creases me everytimeView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Deek loving life and Maz looking like he wants tae speak tae the Manager.
I love this photo! It’s a close second to the flat heed, squinty one at the stationView attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Believe it or not, it was at a Spice Girls concert.Absolute stoater
Where was this?? What a coupon
We ended up on the same train from Glasgow to Edinburgh as them. Marions face was like that the full journey.
“Naw Derek am urnae slammin ma boady doon and windin it aw aroon!!! Get yer mind oot the gutter!”
That’s what I imagine happened at the time of that photie.
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I wonder what perfume he wore this day? I’m dying to know!View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Auld spice hen ...so aye
He cracked out his bottle of this that has been stored on his windowsill since 1998 hen
He already does….. see previous post
. Nike air Jerusalem, irresistibleSometimes used his STAPUL Brut or Charlie red but deek thinks it’s too womanly but he likes it for a night oot
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At first glance (before noticing the heavy female presence), I honestly thought they were at a football match/sports of some sort. Would have almost made the faces make sense, Derek loving life and him looking pissed off at himself and the world. But to realise that was a Spice Girl concert that no doubt he was desperate to go to and would have told IG he was so excited for, and he's sitting with a face like a slapped arse even after he's probably been made aware of the selfie situation!View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
The lesser known moody-spice.View attachment 984480Ah imagine their reactions tae be the same as this
Aye I bet he told aw the lovelies that it was the best night of his life and he danced his wee socks aff, when in reality he sat there huffing like the sour old wummin he is!At first glance (before noticing the heavy female presence), I honestly thought they were at a football match/sports of some sort. Would have almost made the faces make sense, Derek loving life and him looking pissed off at himself and the world. But to realise that was a Spice Girl concert that no doubt he was desperate to go to and would have told IG he was so excited for, and he's sitting with a face like a slapped arse even after he's probably been made aware of the selfie situation!
Klarna Spice
Nah he’s Wealthy Spice.
I’m living for Deek’s wee face. He’s having a lovely time!
I’m living for Deek’s wee face. He’s having a lovely time!
Do you know what I love about this thread? Marion doesn’t need to post anything and it’s still bleeping hilarious! I am actually buckled reading tonight’s posts!
Crustier than his ring piece after he’s annihilated it with bargain bog roll during a bespoke ibs sessionTHOSE bleeping LIPS. They’re getting more crusty by the minutewhat happened to his White Company lip balm?
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