That Mrs Hinch lassie is nothing short of a clit tease, getting Maz all juiced up for a visit so aye!
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He's been cutting his own hairs since time immemorial. You didnae forget "practice makes ok" ?
Just catching up on today’s stories with a wee snack. I always make sure I get the fresh yugurt too.
Why the healthy eating all of a sudden? Are we about to embark on a new jurnee and tap into a new area of Insta he hasn’t visited yet?
All about the Mario Express to Slimming World! “Choo choo”
Why the healthy eating all of a sudden? Are we about to embark on a new jurnee and tap into a new area of Insta he hasn’t visited yet?
All about the Mario Express to Slimming World! “Choo choo”
The Curvy Brides pair have veered oot their lane into a cleaning program that's just started on Really.
Everyone and their blind Nikita dug is making money off o cleaning EXCEPT Mario
Everyone and their blind Nikita dug is making money off o cleaning EXCEPT Mario
Mind at Christmas when they stood ootside like a couple of wee fuds at the restaurant and it appeared they were invincible……. No invisible INVINCIBLE
Aye doll I prefer the fresh yugurt too, the out of date stuff just isn’t as good
Aye doll I prefer the fresh yugurt too, the out of date stuff just isn’t as good
Ooooowaaa. Katie's maw and tombstone teef are now besties and going to go cold water dookin together.
Mario's back has mair perforations than a Tetley tea bag at this point. He'll be fuming and crabbit - thank God he doesn't read here
Mario's back has mair perforations than a Tetley tea bag at this point. He'll be fuming and crabbit - thank God he doesn't read here
My fave memory apart from him ruining/ mopping carpets was his teef journay. Whitened his teef to then go and get them filed down intae wee stumps and have van ears put on them 
Wouldn’t go near a dentist all his life until he was offered free van ears and then he soon got over his dental phobia
Wouldn’t go near a dentist all his life until he was offered free van ears and then he soon got over his dental phobia
And by the looks of it he’s never been back since.My fave memory apart from him ruining/ mopping carpets was his teef journay. Whitened his teef to then go and get them filed down intae wee stumps and have van ears put on them
Your post your rules but peer Mario will be triggered by that post when he catches up here, ye should’ve put it behind a wee spoiler for him
I’ve heard professional boxers moan less about their aches and pains after a day’s work than oor Mario! Ah no but wait! Please tell me has to operate one of those floor cleaners that look quite easy but when you first try it, it probably rips your limbs off?
I'm pretty sure the bottom left comment is his; from Hannah's new year's resolution question 
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Utterly fabulousI'm pretty sure the bottom left comment is his; from Hannah's new year's resolution question
Narcissistic bleep.Is he saying that he thinks of himself as utterly fabulous?I'm pretty sure the bottom left comment is his; from Hannah's new year's resolution question
It definitely sounds like him, the prick.I'm pretty sure the bottom left comment is his; from Hannah's new year's resolution question
Cooncil cut hahaha
Have they got a thread?
Loving the trip doon memory laine lovelies.
I miss the good old days where we actually seen deek. Mazda obv got jealous of all the attentionand that’s why they were stopped.
Miss the olden days of the cleaning thread too. One of the favs (fake death/carols love child) from there’s had another babba
I miss the good old days where we actually seen deek. Mazda obv got jealous of all the attentionand that’s why they were stopped.
Miss the olden days of the cleaning thread too. One of the favs (fake death/carols love child) from there’s had another babba
Surely im not the only one waiting impatiently for the perfume collection overview?? HOW is he going to describe each scent?? Why on earth would he think that scent is good content for Instagram? He’s going to describe smells!!! Surely anyone interested in a perfume would GO AND SMELL IT!!
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