I hope he’s joking about his skin? Absolute delusions! He looks ghoulish at all times! Those dark circles and sallow looking skin….. it’s like he’s been dug up most days 
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He wants to get that lumi brush on them minging lips. Poor Derek’s cock must be red raw having them sandpaper lips on it. So aye
His Boaby will be like pulled pork literally after mierdre has had a go on it ...so aye am back intae ma ain filthy lane hen
Like wee deeks Boaby after this actDeceased
A wee visit from oor H in the new year incoming...oh sofa is coming back tae Glasgae to visit the ghettos
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The way he prefixes bleeping EVERYTHING with the word ‘cheeky’ makes me dry heave 
A visit from H. I'll sleep better knowing that 
Mayne H means haircut as he pays fuul rent to the cooncil which includes a wee strim wae a protractor henA visit from H. I'll sleep better knowing that
Is H Hinch or Hannah Ava May aromas ma loveliees?
Is this what happens when the strimmer malfunctions?
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Aye hen when the guards slips aff ...clutching ma beak here as is mierdre at this incident
Have we ever actually seen him going to see his brother in a panto / talking about it? If it were my family and I had such a massive following of lovelies I’d be shouting about it to help spread the word / ticket sales. He shares literally everything else*
*exclusions including the Monica cupboard, behind the couch, above the wardrobes, behind the kitchen door, above the fridge & kitchen cabinets, in the close and all the polly bags filled with tat that he has hanging oot each windae.
H will be Hannah and now we know the reason for him telling the gram what guddies he wants for Christmas.
Hes dropping a huge hint to her
Hes dropping a huge hint to her
Maybe they can add ‘doop’ gutties tae the Ava May empire
Could you imagine if he took us on a hair transplant journey to Turkey the amount of knock offs he would come home with?! Swearing blind that they are all genuineHair transplant journey
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