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I'm all excited to see his fake Gucci stuff from his brother.And his plastic Primark shoes
Please please please please if there is a god, let Mario go rogue and end up getting lifted on Christmas Eve (by the very officers whose truncheons he polishes….)
As all the wee wans fae Paisley waken up to see if Sunty has been, the dulcet shrieks of “Karma on your arse PC Plod, you’d be nothing without a shiny truncheon! My Christmas Eve my rules. So aye” can be heard far and wide
As all the wee wans fae Paisley waken up to see if Sunty has been, the dulcet shrieks of “Karma on your arse PC Plod, you’d be nothing without a shiny truncheon! My Christmas Eve my rules. So aye” can be heard far and wide
Castelvecchi must be opening late on Christmas Eve. She’ll be having a beige platter of pizza crunch, chips and 2 x pickles with a can of joos. How festive!
Cryingbleeping hell. If I’d had a week like that I wouldn’t be sending that little bleep messages. I’d be on the blower to the Samaritans
Dyingbleeping hell. If I’d had a week like that I wouldn’t be sending that little bleep messages. I’d be on the blower to the Samaritans
bet he was pissing his no doubt Xmas pants trying to upload they msgs to show us he does get hunners a msgs even though he's only showed 3 he's such a fuckin wee pea heed
A wiz in primark the day dain ma Xmas shopping, looking fur some pjs in mens section, PlayStation get up everyyyywhere.. dressing goons, onsies, the lot - thought of deek straight away.
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Maz 3 messages: JOOST GOT MA DMS NOO THOOOOOOOZINDS AY YEEZ JOOST THOOZINDS AND THOOOZINDS A MESSAGES TAE GET THROUGH MA LOVELIES
Maz 3 messages: JOOST GOT MA DMS NOO THOOOOOOOZINDS AY YEEZ JOOST THOOZINDS AND THOOOZINDS A MESSAGES TAE GET THROUGH MA LOVELIES
He’ll be out for the pensioner special ~high beige tea~ and hame aw cosy fur 7pm hen!
Of aw the things that happened. . .This happened the least
He looks as comfortable there as a lesbian at a magic Mike concert
Posts three messages, states he has posted ‘a couple’ - he can’t even count!
Buses finish early on Christmas Eve, hope he's checked the timetable on his McGills Buses app. Imagine him having one too many Snowballs, missing the last bus and having to walk home through the scheme in his Goochys and Louis Vooton scarf.
Or that basic Italian he always frequents in the merchant City or Miller and Carter
I bet Mario wouldn’t even think of Deek if he saw all that the wee prick.
In bed and asleep by 8.pm last night. There's something wrong with him
Could it be that he is doing 14 hours a day overtime dusting and that’s why he’s tired but wants to portray still ‘ a lady of leisure working 2 hours a day’ lifestyle?
That might explain all the tat buying
Cause he’s spends more than me on crap
and that’s saying something
That might explain all the tat buying
Cause he’s spends more than me on crap
and that’s saying something
Ah didnae realise when he said he was living life mair, he meant living mair like a wain.In bed and asleep by 8.pm last night. There's something wrong with him
So basically he’s going to Wallace Well Farm for dinner and a couple of “cheeky” fruit ciders? Guarantee he will either cancel or if he goes he will be back up the road before 6pm!
What a life he lives. He would be better off deed.
Buckle up ma lovelies, I think we are going on a dupe Alexander McQueen trainer jurnee!!
What a life he lives. He would be better off deed.
Buckle up ma lovelies, I think we are going on a dupe Alexander McQueen trainer jurnee!!
Oh ffs Margo’s gonna be strutting the streets of Seedhill with her knock off Alexander McQueen trainers with wee Dumdim Derek by her side dressed heed to toe in Primark PlayStation gear. Classy!!!!!!
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