Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

[notanothergrammer]

I wish Moira would get married. That would be a good day on tattle

I can seriously imagine him planning that wedding like Martin Short in Father of the Bride

I wish Moira would get married. That would be a good day on tattle

Let's be real that fudd cannae afford a weddin, unless hinch comes wae a chalk pen tae draw oan postits for the placards, soloman wae a bunch a fejkas,then castleveechie wae a pizza crunch buffet in paisley Chapel Hall, He's no huvin a weddin

 

[laynelo_]

I wish Moira would get married. That would be a good day on tattle

Ceremony outside B&M. Reception at Castelvecchi

 

[Doodlebug71]

Ceremony outside B&M. Reception at Castelvecchi

Derek carrying mavis up 3 flights of stairs and over the threshold 👬🏻

 

[Poptart]

Ceremony outside B&M. Reception at Castelvecchi

Rayn as bridesmaid.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

I can seriously imagine him planning that wedding like Martin Short in Father of the Bride

The only thing he’s got in common wae Franck is they both huv a questionable grasp oh English.

 

[egbig]

UTTERLY tragic he’s back sucking up Grinch’s ersehole again

 

[Freefalling]

Yes! They need to use this pic!

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Deek!

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

First dance would naturally be higher love

 

[menopausalmargrit]

He’s like the Jimmy Saville of Ayrshire.

 

[SuzyE]

So listening to 'Empire state of mind' brings back memories. Obviously not because of a visit to NYC, because we know he's never been to the States...Tit!

 

[This product rolleyes]

Who the duck gets married on Hogmanay? Is he talking shite again? Don’t even know why I asked that coz the answer is always, yes!

My mum and dad did xx

 

[menopausalmargrit]

So listening to 'Empire state of mind' brings back memories. Obviously not because of a visit to NYC, because we know he's never been to the States...Tit!

Excuse you ma lovelie, there’s high rise flats in Paisley.

 

[bluey]

Concrete jungle of paisley

 

[notanothergrammer]

Instead of the alter boy walkin down the aisle wafting Frankincense Luban it's Hannah wae Maz's doop a Tom Ford waftin everywhere, either that or we have a replay of Alice & Hugo's weddin in vicar a dibley wi the choir singin 2 become 1 aw the coos as bridesmaids dressed as the teletubbies. So Aye

 

[Noseybonk]

Ceremony outside B&M. Reception at Castelvecchi

Double pickles with your chips if you’re on top table. The smack heads downstairs can mind the wedding presents

 

[twilightgarden]

So listening to 'Empire state of mind' brings back memories. Obviously not because of a visit to NYC, because we know he's never been to the States...Tit!

In Paaaaissslleeeyyyy
Concrete jungle where dreams are shattered
There's nothin' you can do (apart from go to B&M)
Now you're in Paaiisssleeyyyy

Can just see him sweating his hoosecowat aff dancing to this like the utter fud he is.

 

[Freefalling]

Ive not heard 'ny state of mind' in ages, reminded me of Bryant Park, Max Brenner Hot Choc, The Rockettes, the national history museum, Central Park ice skating and buying my wedding ring in Tiffany's 5th Av, smell the wealth Maz what memories does it bring you Mazda? Answers on a postcard please

 

[Sloppys]

Maz, can still see the copper wires so aye

 

[Duchesspink]

Dying to hear his NYC memories. Does he mean from seeing manhatten in sex and the city or has he dreamt he went there?

 

[laynelo_]

The only big cities Marions been tae is Glesga and Blackpool no New York so aye.