Cleaning with Mario #52 How the Hinch stole Mario’s Christmas

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Me too. I follow our Soph and Becky home sweet home and have heard about this thread. You lovelies didn't disappoint😅
So you will love this thread if you like following basic cunts like them! Marion is as basic as they come lol 😆 😂 🤣

Been having a wee think ma lovelies, don't worry it didn't hurt :LOL: I started on here on the Hinch thread and quickly realised how powerful her and her management are. There has been more than one occasion where her management have seen off and silenced people. It was confirmed by the owner of a small company who gifted her something for Henry which Hinch showed but didn't credit. The owner messaged a few times and even posted on her own page then joined here in frustration however she then backed off as her management had threatened her. She had to delete any negative comments she made re Hinch and make a statement along the lines that she had nothing against her.
I'm wondering if something similar has happened to our Marion. Has he felt the fingers of the Hinch heavy mob?
 
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Round of applause for baby girl Rayn 👍 Shall we have a Tattle whip round and send her a giant cat tree and Dreamies 😻


Im coming oot of ma Laine to say I remember all of this. 🤣🤣🤣 It’s really sad that if anyone of us ever went on Mastermind our specialist subject could be Marion 😉


You win 😮🤢
We have so many unnecessary classic purchases. Remember such classics as
The cereal dispensers?
The bespoke plastic shoe storage?
The plywood drinks station?
The hall crapet?
The tiny vanity mirror?
The stand for the tiny vanity mirror?
The makeup fridge *gifted?
Multiple face/body mists?
The drinks trolley?
The crapet cleaner?
 
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We have so many unnecessary classic purchases. Remember such classics as
The cereal dispensers?
The bespoke plastic shoe storage?
The plywood drinks station?
The hall crapet?
The tiny vanity mirror?
The stand for the tiny vanity mirror?
The makeup fridge *gifted?
Multiple face/body mists?
The drinks trolley?
The crapet cleaner?
A crazy amount of wax burners. Why would you need more than one, I'd never leave one unattended, and his place is tiny, I know it reeks of cat piss, but still.
 
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We have so many unnecessary classic purchases. Remember such classics as
The cereal dispensers?
The bespoke plastic shoe storage?
The plywood drinks station?
The hall crapet?
The tiny vanity mirror?
The stand for the tiny vanity mirror?
The makeup fridge *gifted?
Multiple face/body mists?
The drinks trolley?
The crapet cleaner?
Desperate to know where that mini fridge is for the makeup, always cracked me up that. Considering he lives in a bedsit and could probably touch the kitchen fridge from his bedroom, he went and got a mini makeup fridge for his room 😂 😂 also the drinks trolley, dead. No need for any of that, what did he actually do with it, push it about?.
it would take him 0.5seconds to do a lap of his place.
 
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Desperate to know where that mini fridge is for the makeup, always cracked me up that. Considering he lives in a bedsit and could probably touch the kitchen fridge from his bedroom, he went and got a mini makeup fridge for his room 😂 😂 also the drinks trolley, dead. No need for any of that, what did he actually do with it, push it about?.
it would take him 0.5seconds to do a lap of his place.
Tenner says deek puts his bevvys in it
 
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We have so many unnecessary classic purchases. Remember such classics as
The cereal dispensers?
The bespoke plastic shoe storage?
The plywood drinks station?
The hall crapet?
The tiny vanity mirror?
The stand for the tiny vanity mirror?
The makeup fridge *gifted?
Multiple face/body mists?
The drinks trolley?
The crapet cleaner?
God I forgot about the massive shoe storage thing. Wonder where it ended up?
 
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You think that’s bad I was clearing out my screenshots from a few years ago and I found a picture of marios old teef mould lmaoView attachment 911201
I absolutely screamed at this last night when I first read your post - honestly I was in floods. Came back to it today and it’s ended me again 😂🤪 🙏🏼

Can we please add this to the wiki! 🦷

God I forgot about the massive shoe storage thing. Wonder where it ended up?
Paisley landfill ma lovelie, like the rest of the shite he impulse buys x mwah 💎
 
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God I forgot about the massive shoe storage thing. Wonder where it ended up?
I bet my mortgage the wee rubbish chute. Shame because he could have modified it to go in the monica cupboard, spent some money on some labels and created a wee bit of content.
Maybe I should have a wee change of lane from educator to influencer? 🤔
 
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God I forgot about the massive shoe storage thing. Wonder where it ended up?
Probably in the communal hallway for the dealers to sit on while they wait for the junkies to open the door? who knows ma lovely. hope chicken little addresses some of these questions soon with a 1000000 dot rant on his insta. His page, his rulezzz nae debates.
 
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I think the top pointless purchase for me has to be the hot chocolate station in the colour “plywood”, for a few reasons.

1) It highlighted how desperately hard he tries to copy others’ ideas, but his version always ends up looking dog tit 💩 See also: the autumnal decor, his mouldy panelling and the laminate flooring laid in 3 different directions.

2) He KNEW it looked tit and he had to save face by leaving it in situ for 3 weeks before his fictitious “boiler leak” ruined it and it could finally go to join the cereal dispensers and the original IKEA wardrobes in the big landfill in the sky. Looking at it in the corner like:
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I love when I’m reading other threads and I catch people writing in Marionism 😂

I see youse!!! So aye
 
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I think the top pointless purchase for me has to be the hot chocolate station in the colour “plywood”, for a few reasons.

1) It highlighted how desperately hard he tries to copy others’ ideas, but his version always ends up looking dog tit 💩 See also: the autumnal decor, his mouldy panelling and the laminate flooring laid in 3 different directions.

2) He KNEW it looked tit and he had to save face by leaving it in situ for 3 weeks before his fictitious “boiler leak” ruined it and it could finally go to join the cereal dispensers and the original IKEA wardrobes in the big landfill in the sky. Looking at it in the corner like:
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Oooo ma lovely I missed the bespoke laminate.. does anyone have any screenshots?
 
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I absolutely screamed at this last night when I first read your post - honestly I was in floods. Came back to it today and it’s ended me again 😂🤪 🙏🏼

Can we please add this to the wiki! 🦷


Paisley landfill ma lovelie, like the rest of the shite he impulse buys x mwah 💎
Fancy laughing at mario’s teef journay ma lovely! Marios teef journay was my fave journay of them all. Here’s a pure beautiful real life before picture for you!


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Fancy laughing at mario’s teef journay ma lovely! Marios teef journay was my fave journay of them all. Here’s a pure beautiful real life before picture for you!


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I liked his brow journey, I'll always go to Bally, then he went to someone else. Bally used to rip them all out, shockingly bad, then he'd scrub off what she'd drawn on, total waste of time. I'd pay to see him cut his hair.
 
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Fancy laughing at mario’s teef journay ma lovely! Marios teef journay was my fave journay of them all. Here’s a pure beautiful real life before picture for you!


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Omg I never knew they were so bad! He clearly never looked after them. Look at the fillings, stains and plaque 🤢

Also, where are his lips? 😂
 
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