Bet he is bubbling like a baby over that ear pod 
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Did you think about giving the shop a call to see if it had turned up, Marion? Or will you just by another pair as you seem to have money to burn?
As soon as I read Osprey House my mind went to wee Marion living at Osprey Heights in Craiglang ... you're weclome !
“Can I spread the cost across 8 cards ma lovely?”I reckon his card was declined
“Ma’am it’s a £3 candy cane mug?”
he always loses / breaks stuff conveniently not long before Xmas……. seems like a bespoke lie in order to be gifted the newest / latest release / version of something….. 
Klarna right up yer arse
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Whit office actually hus the cleaner dae their Christmas decorations? Since they work about 2 hours a day they’d be telt tae get the cludgies bleached and stop fannying around. And why hus he got their decorations at hame wae him?
Stressed in a shop. Yeah ok it can happen, usually if you've got screaming kids. Can't see why a middle aged man buying shite is stressed. Unless he was shoplifting.
Manky wee cretin 
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The policemen will be aw confused looking over like, why is there a hedgehog decorating a Christmas tree. They’ll be thinking someone has spiked their tea with the weekends contraband!
His ear pods r probably the fake ones that u can buy from the guys that sell fake trainers and tracksuitsBet he is bubbling like a baby over that ear pod
Tae be honest Ma lovelie, being aff yer tits is probably the best wae tae be wae the lights oan Eccie mode
He got the Spanish Archer today ma lovelies - El Bow 
Kayleigh the MUA coo has just said on her stories that she cancelled her plans to meet him in town today cos she is still recovering from living life as it should be at the weekend.
Bet the wee bawbag wiz rage shopping like a bampot when he lost his bud
Kayleigh the MUA coo has just said on her stories that she cancelled her plans to meet him in town today cos she is still recovering from living life as it should be at the weekend.
Bet the wee bawbag wiz rage shopping like a bampot when he lost his bud
Fumming???
She’s probably agreed to meet him when she’s pissed and now she’s sobered up she panicked!He got the Spanish Archer today ma lovelies - El Bow
Kayleigh the MUA coo has just said on her stories that she cancelled her plans to meet him in town today cos she is still recovering from living life as it should be at the weekend.
Bet the wee bawbag wiz rage shopping like a bampot when he lost his bud
oh faith has been restored… he’s no crabbit anymare
Ma lovelies fear not, panic over, its been handed in. Our Marion is always dropping things, that cheese board didnae help.
Morning from Hell? Stupid bleep shut up and read the room. Kids murdered in Liverpool people still dying from Covid homes wrecked with Arwen and he's bothered about an earwax encrusted ear pod? bleep
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