Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

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ya nasty wee elf has tickled me
 
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Maybe Hannah will soothe him cos I cannae remember the last time Hinchy ever mentioned AvaMay or putting a wax melt on. Haven't seen evidence that Hannah sent her an advent calendar, so Mario might not be the only one that's been snubbed.

On the other hand, his comma might mean Hannah's left with a shit ton of his products that he's not going to help shift for Christmas, so he might want to be careful. He's no got pals to spare after all
 
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All jokes aside, I hope the Hinch incident - or non incident as the case clearly is - will make wee Mario realise that life on this app is just smoke and mirrors. Hinch used him for her own cleverly marketed PR machine. Same way she used that poor lassie shes went to visit. Mario, get off this app and truly live life as it should be lived. You are still an absolute banger but there's more to life than this app - for real!
 
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Oh what a day we have all had! Who would have thought some tart flying to Scotland and not popping into some wee Ned’s hoose for some stovies would cause so much fun! My flabber is truly gasted. So aye
 
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Hinch you ghosted ma Candy Cane Lane, 282 is goin up in flames
 
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Next Fred name right here I think
 
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You just know he's so beggy he would still suck a fart oot her arse given half a chance. Marion will forgive and forget this snub as soon as he gets the whiff of a freebie or shout out from his lord and saviour.
 
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You just know he's so beggy he would still suck a fart oot her arse given half a chance. Marion will forgive and forget this snub as soon as he gets the whiff of a freebie or shout out from his lord and saviour.
Suck a fart out her arse! Fucks sake
 
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I dare someone to post the screenshot of his rant and tag hinch and Mario in it!
 
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A moment of silence for Deek whose eardrums will be well n truly burst by noo listening to wee ragin spice huvin a tantrum x
 
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