Cleaning with Mario #51 Scheme Queen, face scratched on a sausage. So aye

[Poppy30]

Aw ma lovelies, a pure bespoke tantrum. It’s better than I thoat it wis gonnae be. It wis MASSUV.

Did he go off on one as I can’t see any of his stories?

 

[Doodlebug71]

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

Am deed get ma coffin hen

 

[menopausalmargrit]

This has been the best way to round off my trip away. He is a nasty little fucker and I am here for it. Chanting you oan chicken little!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

They're probably WhatsApping each other, sorry I missed you Mario but my toe fell off inside my sock. That's ok ma lovelie, I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

 

[Johnnoijones]

I love that he put it as a grid post rather than on his stories. He’s a classified loony.

Edited to change my terrible grammar

This is what happens when you go to London my lovely.

 

[twilightgarden]

They're probably WhatsApping each other, sorry I missed you Mario but my toe fell off inside my sock. That's ok ma lovelie, I'm fiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiine.

She’s downed a bottle of oramorph ma lovelie and abzalootley fine! Toe hinging like Mazda after he’s been on the lethal ape rolls

 

[Dawn Dayn]

She’s downed a bottle of oramorph ma lovelie and abzalootley fine! Toe hinging like Mazda after he’s been on the lethal ape rolls

He could donate his hooter to replace her toe, she's a Bigfoot creature, it would fit.

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

How much is that dafty in the window;
The one sending Hinchy hate mail.
How much is that dafty in the window;
His face is the size of a thumbnail.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

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Hahaha I jist choked oan ma tea

 

[Lez2990]

What’s his insta name? I think I’ve been blocked

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

What’s his insta name? I think I’ve been blocked

Cleaning with Mario. Except he doesnae clean and his name is Marion.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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He's a hedgehog with specs on.

 

[Lez2990]

Cleaning with Mario. Except he doesnae clean and his name is Marion.

he has blocked me

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Comma break LOL. That must’ve taken him everything he had to post that

 

[TooFarScone]

Bet our Soph's kicking herself for not calling in. Look what she missed oot on!

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Right, who called it that he was gonna have a comma?

 

[Lez2990]

Pahahahahahahaha

 

[Turmeric123]

Right, who called it that he was gonna have a comma?

Me I did early yesterday

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Pahahahahahahaha

Youse have tae create a bespoke new account ma lovelie, youse cannae be missing oot.

 

[Lez2990]

Youse have tae create a bespoke new account ma lovelie, youse cannae be missing oot.

I checked on my business account and can see his