Cleaning with Mario #50 Mazza and the McKnightmare before Christmas: curse of the nippy bum bum sauce

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Skyflier6727

TooFarScone said:
Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
 
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Babybail93

Skyflier6727 said:
If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
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What does Mario bring to the table in that relationship? Not a thing, that’s what. Derek can afford to live on his own, and he had that flat nice before Moira got her claws on it. I really don’t understand why he puts up with him. He’s an awful person. If he puts stuff like that online, what does he speak to him like behind closed doors?
 
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Blanche Hunt

Skyflier6727 said:
If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
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Has Marion ever mentioned if Deek added him tae his tenancy? Imagine if wee Deek waited tae Marion went tae work and hud the cooncil oot tae change his locks.
 
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GiftedNotFree

“Plans” as per Mario’s hectic schedule:

- wake up after sleeping for 3.5 hours because your bedroom reeks like a perfume house and you’ve got a Christmas tree 2cm from your face with the lights set to “eccies rave” mode
- scream at Derek, kick Rayn, film yourself walking from the bedroom to the bathroom while waving at yourself in the mirra
- IBS explosion in the tiny toilet thanks to yesterday’s abysmal food choices
- change bedsheets for the 45th time this month (IBS explosion most likely to blame)
- start “deep cleaning” eg hoover around everything and use the pube handheld hoover to clean the kitchen
- complain on stories about how you’re tired / it’s cold / windy / rainy / dark (delete as required) and how you’ve gutted the hoos and are gonna have a chill and cosy day
- after a few hours of being cooped up, you need “fresh air” aka a trip to Paisley town centre for B&M, Home Bargains, The Range, Poundland, etc to spend £100+ on tat
- swing by the closest takeaway on the way hame for more IBS explosion fun

Aye….. some laugh. My 8 year old nephew has more “plans” than Mario!
 
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Anti-influencer

I came across him years ago when my friends had been following him and said he was funny. At that point he did actual cleaning and while I wouldn’t say he was funny, he seemed far more genuine than he does now. He’s Billy big bollocks now (or so he likes to think) once he got those big teeth in his heed for free he changed!!
 
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SuzyE

Skyflier6727 said:
If my husband ever spoke to me like that (not that he ever would) it would be the waste of a good vasectomy. Poor wee dinky Deek. I get the feeling he’s bullied by Marion. He probably just wants a quiet life with a spliff and his PlayStation.
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I think he's bullied as well, and l hope I'm wrong, but l hope he's not physical with him as well after seeing him lift his hand up, even if it was in jest for
the camera.

If that little scroat spoke to me like that, his clothes would be in bin liners on the stairwell and the locks changed.
 
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menopausalmargrit

Why does he always post videos of houses in the snow when in reality he will be moaning at the first sprinkling of snow in Bosnia?
 
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Babybail93

How many fucking times you uneducated cretin?!

“I to have my wallet ready”???? Fucks sake

 
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Whatsallthis

Why do they all insist on saying “small business”. Can’t they just say business/shop/website/person. I find it quite patronising to be honest. Never mind the fact that half of them are far from small.
Am crabbit the day lovelies.
 
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Babybail93

Whatsallthis said:
Why do they all insist on saying “small business”. Can’t they just say business/shop/website/person. I find it quite patronising to be honest. Never mind the fact that half of them are far from small.
Am crabbit the day lovelies.
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It’s to make Mario feel better about his micro penis. So aye
 
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Johnnoijones

You are an original mafia my lovely
 
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lauhlauhlauh

I really want to know what the cancelled ‘plans’ were… Castelveeeechi? Home Bargains? They’ll all be there tomorrow hen.

We need “Mario’s Time Off Work Bingo”. I’m sure someone already called ‘I’m no well’
 
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Sloppys

Cozy Christmas vibes has got to be on that bingo card?
 
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TheNiceBeardMan

Noooooo Marigonna likes sickickmusic. Hands aff, I have been listening to them longer than you you little prick.
 
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Kaydeelaydee

TooFarScone said:
Hello ma lovelies. I took a trip down candy cane memory lane and watched some highlights. Remember the decorating journee when he reminded us all what a nasty piece of work he is...

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He actually watered down this highlight. There was a lot more swearing and snarling at Derek on the original.........I know this cos I ended up getting blocked when I suggested he lay off Derek
 
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