Cleaning With Mario #5 So aye.....

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ayeayecaptain

Absolute bollocks - weather isn’t that bad in this area now.
He would have known well before now if that had been the case.
 
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Pabsy

Did he really spell woman.....Wuman?! Come on melv, taking the piss here aren’t you pal. MY 7 YEAR OLD CAN SPELL WOMAN
 
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irishbelle Thnak

Flights are taking off nae bother from Paisley. Furniture van with new couch can't make it from the Gallowgate to Paisley

Spoofing !!! Couch is now burst trying to get it in the door

 
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Jo-Min99

Why can he not write coherently? He is just a vapid 5 head with 10 strands who should have been blown away to Timbuktu
 
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Kaydeelaydee

Theworldhasgonemad said:
Thank you, l am so nosey! I still wonder why he didn't mention it on insta but was up to Derek to sell. He's an odd ball!
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This seems to be a "thing". Dezza sells for Melvin, Ma Barker sells for hinch and Daddy Solomon sells for Sracey.

All far too important to see to their own shit!
 
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Tracy2019

ayeayecaptain said:
Absolute bollocks - weather isn’t that bad in this area now.
He would have known well before now if that had been the case.
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Not in his defence in any way but Danielle isn’t very good with communication she actually says more than her prayers and she better hope my stuff is delivered before I get home or she will wish she had never met me Iv waited near 2 months for my stuff from her and it Moanio gets his ASAP there is defos gonna be a riot on her insta and Facebook page trust me il wipe the fuking floor with her she was suppose to fone me tonight and hasn’t bothered her arse to busy sorting fuking mario out omg the rage I feel is real and I’m on my bloody holiday aswell

See if the fuker gets pink cushions with his couch il be telling her to cancel mine as I’m not having the fuking same as him and anyways mine was ordered away back in sept for moving in on 3rd Dec I don’t need no insta to decorate or dress my wee hoose!!! Lying in the Maldives with the rage ripping out me I’m 5 hrs ahead of you’s lot so Iv got ages to wait lol gonna be along night
 
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irishbelle Thnak

@Tracy2019 I'll hold your coat doll.

In all seriousness that's shite - we all would be raging at that service
 
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Kikini Bamalam

This is fucking intolerable! I had got into my grey nightie and hoosecoat all ready for the reveal and now it's not happening. The fucking dingbat can't get anything right. I hope they have to smash his front door in to get the grey plush monstrosity through the doors
 
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Wetmyplants

Ive been sat at my desk all day, getting shite off customers and I was looking forward to seeing this gifted monstrosity to make up for my wanky Monday.

My heed is pure wobbling.
 
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Maggie28

Is like an emotional rollercoaster following this fucker!
Ma saturday was ruined by the early revel, now ma Monday is in ruins because his shitty sofa hasn’t arrived.
I’m off to sniff some candles see if that can improve ma mood!!!
I’m pure raging
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So aye
Not much else to tell ya all really!!
In all seriousness his fingers give me the creeps!!
 
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D2theyawn

Johnnoijones said:
To be fair the doors and skirtings need ripping out or a good sand and repainted. They are cunted
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Maybe someone will hand make some bespoke skirting and door frames for him.! Probably made from wood sourced from the ends of the earth and delivered by private jet straight to glesga airport where one of his lovelies will offer to pick it up and driver to his safe place.

Johnnoijones said:
It will be a luxurious and bespoke sofa. He will also have worked with this company and taken them on a journey with him.
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aye but remember MANY MANY companies will have approached him to beg to work with himbut he’s finally got his heart set on Danielle (provider of bespoke everything) who totally deserves everything that comes from this platform and she utterly utterly deserves it so she does. So aye, if your wanting a new bespoke sofa made out of specialised bespoke velveteen made from the Finns of mermaids then iusthwadbover to her page my lovelies and of! Before I forget! Use code “mariosapureweedick” to get 0.2% off. See you later ma lovelies mwah mwah
 
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Cunnyfunt1

Jacquilou said:
I reckon the 3 seater sofa wouldn’t go up the stairs, so as we speak it’s being pulled up through the window. Melvin had to wait for a glazier for pop the window hence us waiting for the big reveal
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He will be fucked if he needs to do that cause he stays on the 3rd floor flat
 
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