*putting my delusional detective skills to work again*
Hmmm, so we have ripped his decor and the way he speaks to Derek and his dubious claim to being a Saint saviour of small businesses (I think I need to trade mark that title) and "someone" (yes Melvin, I'm doing the strangler fingers again
) has sent him a message addressing all these points in an arse licking post complete with spelling mistakes and plenty of 'youse' and 'use' thrown in for good measure.
You ain't fooling anyone you cockwomble, she's a friend or relative and she has simply cut and pasted the message you typed to put on your stories.
And like one of my esteemed colleagues noted earlier, a good carpet fitter is in demand, so if he just started his instagram page today and gained 933 followers, then that's one possible reason why. The other reason could be that it's because he appeared on your page, in which case, well done, give yourself a big pat on the back. I'm sure that the carpet fitter will go forth and feed his family with the likes from your sheep and sleep easy in bed tonight knowing that his business longer needs cash in the bank, just followers recommended by you.