This! Come on St Melvin, patron saint of small businesses and being a vile little cunt, let's see the messages.
You know it would actually be more beneficial to these small businesses if you actually paid them for their goods and services. If you are happy with them you can also give them a shout out too, it's not like you are having to do much apart from do a 15 second story, you greedy, vile, grasping little man.
Also if you are taking this stuff for free in exchange for a shout out, I do hope you are planning to send in a self assessment tax form, because I am sure that gifted items are a form of payment. I will definitely be mentioning your name to HMRC so they can take a look at your account. How does a "owing the tax man thousands juuuurrrrrrrrrnnnnnnnnnneeeeeehhhhhhh" sound?
Why don't you just get some self respect and pay for your stuff like the rest of us have to.
PS you look like a scrotum with a face drawn on it xxx