Exhausted Pigeon
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Meanwhile back on the thread.....
So aye, nothin much tae tell Youse....
So aye, nothin much tae tell Youse....
Mario: "I will NOT post photos of ma family ma lovelies. They are private people and it's just no fair"He literally cannot remember what he has said one minute to the next![]()
The council cut his hair, same time as they do the grass outside.As far as I’m aware he cuts it himself. I mean, he has so many talents so butchering hair must be a walk in the park to him.
I often think of the day he was showing us his wee trolley where he keeps everything and there was a pair of straighteners.Straighteners to use on the ten hairs he has on his head.
Erm noAnyone else hope rain gets killed in the muddle ?!? My bad![]()
I'm looking out of my window as I type, looking for the glow from your love waggon as you drive up to my door making potato hands gestures to me as Britney pounds out "Toxic".Don't make me furious all over again about the knocker chair! I will lose every cubic centimetre of my shit if he sells that chair. If he does I am buying it and giving it to my one true love @cleaningupthecrap to sit on and rule over us all here. She will make us worship at the altar of Melvin by touching the hem of the ring lamp and polishing the mirrored vanity
I shall accompany you and will chaperone your dates (I will also be happy to accept him if it doesn't work out with you. I am not a geigh man but I am willing to try)I feel so sorry for Derek. He is good looking and could do so much better than oor Melvin. I am a gay man and I find Derek attractive...maybe I should go and rescue him.
ope he includes the pic of the appalling paint job around the door handles.... you know Mario.... likes to keep it real.Interesting, because when that ‘highlight’ (it’s hardly a fucking highlight is it, few sheets of tin foil lobbed on his wall and a shitty carpet being flung down!) first appeared, it still included all of his rants, steamy windows and Dezza bashing.
Well the tax he pays will be rectified swiftly. Let’s just say a friend of a friendI have had to totally restrain myself and not message him because we are NOT bullies. We point out his shitty behaviours, his lack of personality and yes there might be a few derogatory comments from some people but we don’t bully him. Bullying or trolling him would be harassing him and his inbox with all of our thoughts, not taking it to a completely different site to do it. How is this site any different to a news site or paper? Also the only thing I’m jealous of MELV, is how little tax you’ve probably payed this year because you won’t have declared all your gifted shite. #byefelicia
Exactly! You can tell a cheap underlay as soon as you walk over the top of it, there's no bounce to it. Derek done his best on his budget and was happy with it. Derek will never hear the end of Marion moving the furniture and pulling the carpet up, it'll be cast up for years to come. And the amount of his shite in that living roomHe’s now slating the underlay derek had got for those carpets and had never seen anything as cheap in his life.. he was a single lad doing it on his own! And if it was that bad he’d know just walking on it and could have changed it before now.