Ok the balloons are a mess and aren't they dangerous with Rayn about the place? If he took away half the decs off the tree it might look OK. Im quite partial to candy canes just not 100 giant ones on a tree that's too small. It's all cluttered but then that's our Mario. He's well over the 2k spent now. And where the hell is all this stuff going on Dec 26th?
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The massive balloon arch in a 7ft square living room mind 
it's like what they put out in my local Boots when they are trying to flog the 3 for 2 green sticker gifts. What a bizarre thing to do
That's a lot of money you've spent mazza trying trying impress strangers on instagram
it's like what they put out in my local Boots when they are trying to flog the 3 for 2 green sticker gifts. What a bizarre thing to do That's a lot of money you've spent mazza trying trying impress strangers on instagram
Those balloons will be as deflated and saggy as my tits by Christmas Eve.
The tree is the wrong size, too small. It'd work if he put it on something, but the scale of it is wrong. Tree then mirror then balloons in a row, well that just looks bizarre. If you absolutely must, balloon arch separate, mirror doesn't go in any scenario. The candy cane stuff has a lot of white, he needed to add in more red, cos as he has so much grey, the overall effect is cooooooold. Too much decorations is like the nutcases who have a million creepy dolls displayed, or royal memorabilia, it's putting odd stuff in the place your personality and life should be.
The tree is the wrong size, too small. It'd work if he put it on something, but the scale of it is wrong. Tree then mirror then balloons in a row, well that just looks bizarre. If you absolutely must, balloon arch separate, mirror doesn't go in any scenario. The candy cane stuff has a lot of white, he needed to add in more red, cos as he has so much grey, the overall effect is cooooooold. Too much decorations is like the nutcases who have a million creepy dolls displayed, or royal memorabilia, it's putting odd stuff in the place your personality and life should be.
It’s everything I hoped for and more! Surely you’d save the balloons until closer to the big day itself?!
It also confirms that poor Rayn is locked in the postage stamp hallway when they are out. She won’t have free rayn of the place with all them balloons. #FreeRayn
It also confirms that poor Rayn is locked in the postage stamp hallway when they are out. She won’t have free rayn of the place with all them balloons. #FreeRayn
Then it’s the Valentine’s Day journey
I love over the top Christmas trees, please don't shoot me, but fml I could not look at it for the next 2 months! And that arch, just why?? It will look awful by the time Christmas actually arrives.
C'monnnn Rayn...
you know you want to (at 4am ideally)
you know you want to (at 4am ideally)
Good morning ma lovelies. Oh we are in for a treat today aren’t we? I’m hungover so parking myself on my sofa all day to catch up on this thread as I just know it’s going to have my sides sore from laughter. The big reveal has happened and holy duck the balloons I hope ryan the cat pop the duck out of them.
And his wee wreath thing on the front door is inside cause he knows all the junkies will just steal it if it was on the outside. I’m absolutely pissing myself at the thought of some wee hobo running around paisley with his Mario and Derek candy cane lane wreath
so much tat, I can’t deal with him. Deek if you’re reading here, take the cat and run. Get as far away from that student accommodation as you can.
I hope ryan the cat pop the duck out of them.And his wee wreath thing on the front door is inside cause he knows all the junkies will just steal it if it was on the outside. I’m absolutely pissing myself at the thought of some wee hobo running around paisley with his Mario and Derek candy cane lane wreath
so much tat, I can’t deal with him. Deek if you’re reading here, take the cat and run. Get as far away from that student accommodation as you can.
What a day to treat masel to a wee lie in. So much to catch up oan!
Imagine that bedroom tree jingling and jangling when Mario an Deek are playing a festive game of hide the sausage.
Karmer on my arse for such an unsavoury thought oan this dayn of dawn!
Imagine that bedroom tree jingling and jangling when Mario an Deek are playing a festive game of hide the sausage.
Karmer on my arse for such an unsavoury thought oan this dayn of dawn!
Just realised if you rearrange the letters in Mario McKnight then you get what must have been his GRINDR nickname...
Matcho Rim King
It even allows for a spelling error as he would no doubt make.
Anyway... i'll get back into my ain candy cane lane.
Matcho Rim King
It even allows for a spelling error as he would no doubt make.
Anyway... i'll get back into my ain candy cane lane.
By midnightThey’ll be deflated by next week
Rayn do ur very best baby gurl 
What a bleeping sight
So aye, tons a love
Merry Christmas to youse aw on the 7th of November…. Christ on a candy cane
His head has more air in it than those balloons he has got to be trolling!!! All that tat everywhere for what? It’s not like he ever has anyone / children over to visit, is it!? Imagine looking at all that junk for weeks on end 
he’s cracked!
I absolutely cannot wait for the staple comedoon on the back of this though! It’s the best part
he has got to be trolling!!! All that tat everywhere for what? It’s not like he ever has anyone / children over to visit, is it!? Imagine looking at all that junk for weeks on end he’s cracked!I absolutely cannot wait for the staple comedoon on the back of this though! It’s the best part
I am shook….
Brilliant
Jesus on a b&m bauble his real name sounds like the lead in a low budget porno 
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