There's that disgusting fuzzy candy cane, how much was that now? And isn't the pattern on the other side or something?
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All that tat and is it just me or does it not feel very Christmassy at all?
My highlight was the little ladder at the bottom of the tree, shouldn’t there be an elf that’s climbed up or something like that at the top?
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Its hobbit my love
That is for Marion and Deek to reach the tree
It definitely does nothing for me. I just can't get away with the theme at all.
I'm sticking with my sparkly gold and bronze theme.
Mario is going to be the little elf and spend from now until Christmas perched under the tree and the balloon arch of Christmas dreams
OMG! 
Balloons? They'll be lucky to see out the week before they begin to look awful! And biggest climate meeting going on ever, and not only has he bought masses of Chinese plastic tit, he has balloons!
Sending protesters over now to protest his use of balloons and excess plastic tat, but mostly protesting subjecting us all to this hideousness so early on a Sunday, a month before the Christmas period starts.
A whole extra month of not being able to clean properly because there is too much in the way. Near enough 2 months probably continuing to buy more crap because he needs to keep adding to it to have any 'content'. How many times can you honestly share that to the grid on a daily basis and keep the validation likes coming? It really is a very sad existence.
Balloons? They'll be lucky to see out the week before they begin to look awful! And biggest climate meeting going on ever, and not only has he bought masses of Chinese plastic tit, he has balloons!
Sending protesters over now to protest his use of balloons and excess plastic tat, but mostly protesting subjecting us all to this hideousness so early on a Sunday, a month before the Christmas period starts.A whole extra month of not being able to clean properly because there is too much in the way. Near enough 2 months probably continuing to buy more crap because he needs to keep adding to it to have any 'content'. How many times can you honestly share that to the grid on a daily basis and keep the validation likes coming? It really is a very sad existence.
Oh dear Mazda 
genuinely looks like a shop! Those balloons would drive me insane, they are gonna deflate by next Sunday 100%.
The tree's both look nice but WAY too much tat, plus duck off with your Xmas Eve boxes
What a bleeping sin, his life must be worse than we ever thought. I'm honestly starting to feel pity towards him, imagine the come down by tonight? He loves nothing but the showing off shite on his Instagram page, he has no friends, no plans to go anywhere, no memories about past fun. Its very sad
genuinely looks like a shop! Those balloons would drive me insane, they are gonna deflate by next Sunday 100%.The tree's both look nice but WAY too much tat, plus duck off with your Xmas Eve boxes
What a bleeping sin, his life must be worse than we ever thought. I'm honestly starting to feel pity towards him, imagine the come down by tonight? He loves nothing but the showing off shite on his Instagram page, he has no friends, no plans to go anywhere, no memories about past fun. Its very sad
So what is he going to do now?
he’ll have a high of all the arse licking messages for a day, and then what?
he’ll have a high of all the arse licking messages for a day, and then what?
This is the bedroom of two men in their THIRTIES with nae children. Just let that sink in.
That wee shite hud tae get that hair ball oan the bed in shot didn’t he. Like he lingered ower it, ah can imagine his wee smug face since ah ripped the pish oot it afor.
Not even 10am on 7th November and he’s already shot his Christmas bolt. I cannae wait for the come down he’ll be on. It’s going to be massive!
I'm absoluuuuuuuutely MORTIFIED fur him!!!!! That's aw am sayin the day 
Been so much better to just have the bedroom tree in the livingroom, all that wasted money on utter tat
selfish bleep could give a little
Trees too small. Balloons are far too big and pathetic looking. This theme has been done many times better in the past five years. Not enough can’t canes!!!!!!!!
I really feel for that poor cat she’s traumatised lying on that bed, poor wee soul
I really feel for that poor cat she’s traumatised lying on that bed, poor wee soul
It's so cold and clinical, it looks like football team colours! Such a build up, such a disappointment.
I'll parallel park right beside you ma lovelie coz I don't really mind the tree. Aye its odd for a childless couple pushing 40 but... I still don't hate it. If he got rid of literally all the other christmas shite, the tree wouldn't be too bad in its own...
I'm ashamed of masel...
My apologies I’ll skid back into my own lain
Ok so I don’t completely hate it! It’s not as bad as I thought it would be but take away the balloon arch and it would be alright! I’ve not totally lost the plot, I promise.
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