Really? U can’t walk in the door without being attacked by balloons
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It’s alright my lovelies…..it will all be in the landfill in 7 weeks 
Balloons, nope! How did he even get them in his hobbit hole, give it a few weeks and they’ll be all shrivelled up looking like haemorrhoids covered in dust, as for the overall candy cane lane theme, it just screams children, of which mario has none, behaves like one but we already know that, and now for the rest of the day we’ll have to suffer re-post after re-post of his lovelies arse licking him with their fake love for his grotty Xmas decs, how sad, it’s his living room make-over all over again, hole! 
There's a tree in his bedroom 
Who is on tat calculations? Get this noted!They’re from Home Bargains ma lovely. All the huns were sharing them
Noo that’s a shite tree! ah feel like masel again after being nice about the living room tree.There's a tree in his bedroom
As soon as l saw those stupid balloons, l thought they'll be deflated by Christmas eve
Yes, it's as tacky as l expected, and looks ridiculous in that tiny livingroom.
Yes, it's as tacky as l expected, and looks ridiculous in that tiny livingroom.
I have just realised I am sitting in my hoosecoat (luxe robe not fuzzy felt) clutching ma normal size beak with a coffee in a non seasonal cup.
THE BALLOONS!
Genuine gasp moment!
I cannot wait to view the dots later, as I have a feeling this is going to be an all day extravaganza.
Just want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and have the special day you all deserve, tons o love xx
THE BALLOONS!
Genuine gasp moment!
I cannot wait to view the dots later, as I have a feeling this is going to be an all day extravaganza.
Just want to wish you all a very Merry Christmas and have the special day you all deserve, tons o love xx
They’ll be deflated by next weekAs soon as l saw those stupid balloons, l thought they'll be deflated by Christmas eve
Yes, it's as tacky as l expected, and looks ridiculous in that tiny livingroom.
the balloons! Whyyyy you can barely open the door and get in the room 
Best bit was Mario majestically floating around the room in his wee hooousecoat
How long before he’s posting the arse-licking reposts?
God love wee Deek, can you imagine how freaked out you’d feel looking at all that red after a spliff or two? I hope he doesn’t get the munchies and try to eat those effing candy canes, Marion couldn’t hack it. (Where’s the candy cane emoji when you need it?
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There’s one in the bedroom too!!! fucks sake!
fucks sake!
So he’s decorated his rabbit hole for Christmas but am I right in thinking they are even spending it there?
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Best bit was Mario majestically floating around the room in his wee hooousecoat
Oh bloody hell, didn't he say he was going to show it when it's all lit up at night as well?! *yawn* 🥱
Just watched the stories…..there is a huge amount to be calculate, he has spent a fortune to create that tat palace.
I have no words for that total tack fest. Christmas tree in a bedroom of a one bedroom flat? He needs an intervention
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