Hopefully she'll get drunk and do a snarling finger pointing live, her bun wobbling about. Nasty cow.
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I predict a Marion hoose coat rant telling her mafia not tae rise tae the trolls and just rise oan up above them. And that she apreshiates them fighting her battles and chantin her oan but she doesn’t want them getting caught up in the ongoing battles that she faces everyday by havin this app. Can’t wait.
We’ve got to wait till tomorrow!
Maybe Derek has woken up, looked around, and said wtaf. Mr Dayn would divorce me for this carry on. Quite tempted to go and get a skip full of decorations.
That knocking shop door though. Ded.
Come back and play @chickenlittle007 - or have you returned to your ain lane?
Why? Who would do this to an internal door? Why?
What film do you think he will have paused on the TV in the photos? It’s got to be Polar Express surely?
Oh even better, I can go shopping get some class and be ready for the wizard of paisleys biggest tit fest, I mean Christmas revel.
Yeah that or home alone. Because pretty sure Derek lives in the loft with the rats.
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I’m just patiently waiting for Rayn to start scratching at the tacky bow
I don’t think saying the covid pandemic was great for him as he managed to save so much money was kind. I don’t think calling cleaners “dirty scrubbers” was kind. Mario hasn’t got a kind or decent bone in his body and does not work hard. He put his signature to AMAs tat. That’s it! When did he fly to her factory and design all “his range”? Never.
At least we’re spared the IBS inducing Castlevecchi breakfast the day ma lovelies. Our bowels will thank us.
Edited - BOWELS, not vowels, ffs
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Someone phone the bloody RSPCA I'm concerned about Rayn suffocating with all these chemicals and tat. The bow on the door is the last straw. Save the cat.
Mazda if you’re going to come on here then at least own it. Or if you insist on tending to be someone else try a bit harder to disguise your tit punctuation. Keep tae yer ain lane ma lovelie.
It’s like when you tried tae follow an Art Attack project as a wain. Didnae quite work oot as expected.
Woke up with a sore head ma lovelies but nae regrets because I needed it after a 65 hour week. Might take a plastic autumnal leaf out of Marion's cereal box covered book and switch to 16 hours permitted work a week. Least I'd still be able to afford a hideous giant bow for my living room door.
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cleaning with mario #49 - on the 44th week of the year mario gave to me. One chicken little…
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I’ll be chanting Rayn oanI’m just patiently waiting for Rayn to start scratching at the tacky bow
Aw this tat and Rayn still doesn’t have a cat tree or toys. Lord have mercy
Pure gutted that a missed (potentially) Mazza’s wee visit. Can’t wait for the dots of death the day.
Oor Maz doth protest too much methinks. MA PAGE MA ROOLZ!!!! Okkkkkuuurrr.
I actually don’t mind anyone decorating their home early, we’ve done decorations end of November before purely because December is a busy month with social activities. What I object to is his tacky over the top messy displays. I know it’s been said a million times before but how can he not realise you can tastefully decorate using key pieces, simplicity ma lovelie!
Who even visits their grotto? I remember when I was a child, my auntie (mums friend) decorated her whole house, she didn’t have children of her own but her house was always open and it was a highlight going to her house in December seeing all the decorations, playing with the other children there and she always put on such a spread. Oh glory days!
I actually don’t mind anyone decorating their home early, we’ve done decorations end of November before purely because December is a busy month with social activities. What I object to is his tacky over the top messy displays. I know it’s been said a million times before but how can he not realise you can tastefully decorate using key pieces, simplicity ma lovelie!
Who even visits their grotto? I remember when I was a child, my auntie (mums friend) decorated her whole house, she didn’t have children of her own but her house was always open and it was a highlight going to her house in December seeing all the decorations, playing with the other children there and she always put on such a spread. Oh glory days!
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