Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[Blanche Hunt]

Aw that money spent oan expensive hair gadgets an makeup and he looks exactly the same as any other day. Tragic. So aye.

 

[TheNiceBeardMan]

He needs tae gae oan a wee lip filler journae. Looks like a bleeping lizard.

So aye! Crabbit! But we go high!

 

[Poptart]

I hate myself for needing to know what shoes he teamed with that outfit.

 

[ChubClubThug]

I hate myself for needing to know what shoes he teamed with that outfit.

If he's not wearing tit flickers I'll be livid

 

[Clovis]

I've seen some sights this Halloween, but what the duck has he come as?

I was hoping for a Child Snatcher in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang journey.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

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Mario hen, you are the epitome of trash. In your Primark Sunday best - ripped jeans (sorry, but no man over the age of18 should be wearing ripped jeans) and turtle neck sweater. Like wtf! Hand tattoos on your strangler fingers and finshed of with a spritz of Baccarat rouge. Sit down and get some class and stay in your ain lane you trashbox

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He's been at the hair dye. That crap on the floor behind him has been there a few days. Also, my camel coat is going in the bin.

 

[TheCrapetCleaner]

Tune... Only Fools and Horses

Put some parfoom in your pocket
I'll fetch the diffuser from the van
Cos if you're looking for cheap tat
In a Paisley cooncil flat
Then brother i'm your man.....

 

[maeve87]

Swerving right oot ma lane wae nae indicators here but every time Marion uploads a photie of that daft tray wae the candle and knot sitting on the bed ah get far mair annoyed than ah should. There’s nae point tae this post (much like the tray) but ah jist wanted tae get it aff ma chest wae likeminded folk. So aye.

Same my lovelie. That knot makes me CRABBIT

 

[Booboo76]

What in the hell was that illiterate rambling again? Get in the bleeping bin, maz

 

[Noseybonk]

I’ve seen a few mention it but don’t think I can mention their name on here.
Attached a few pictures of what’s going on

***Asks innocently***….. Do the tv shows “Watchdog” and “Rogue Traders still exist?

 

[Babybail93]

Fucks sake! Riddle me this…..

 

[Freefalling]

Oh bloody hell, he's up in the gods, enjoy the cheap seats hen

 

[Noseybonk]

Oh duck off you prick! She’s Queen bleep on insta. Crawling up her minge. Pathetic

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Marion, please stop licking her ring piece, you are irrelevant to her (and all of us TBH)

 

[Poptart]

Fucks sake! Riddle me this…..

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Please put your Christmas decorations up really early and send me pictures of them so I can reshare them and not look like such a bleeping sad loser.

Hope that helps. Mwah!

 

[maeve87]

Never mind Christmas trees, I hope someone tags him in a picture of a cat tree to remind him he should have one for Rayn. Maybe Danyell could whip him up a bespoke plush one to match the padded cell sofa mwah just an idea back in my lane I go

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Fucks sake! Riddle me this…..

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I came to post the same thing. bleeping illiterate twit, someone please gift him some English lessons

 

[coffeeislife21]

Home by 7.30 ma lovelies. All warum and cozy

 

[SuzyE]

Let's here it for the cheap seats at the back that Mario's sitting in!

 

[TooFarScone]

Maz can't sit in the stalls in case his beak hits the actors

 

[Laura VanderBooben]

Let's here it for the cheap seats at the back that Mario's sitting in!

Wasn't there a picture or Mario and Derek that someone took? Derek was having a ball and Marion was sat there like lady muck

I came to post the same thing. bleeping illiterate twit, someone please gift him some English lessons

I was thinking that . let's all have a whip around for some GCSE english lessons for him Tattles Xmas present for him