Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

Sending messages to himself again, fucking embarrassment.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

I am not mario I just think that he does work hard.

At spending money, yes.

 

[Gieyourselfashake]

Am jist hoping wee Rayn comes through fur me at some point over the next seven (!!!!) weeks and treats his tree as a candy cane scratching post ma lovelies!

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

Gonna put my earlier comment forward for a thread title suggestion...

It really is Candy Cane Lame

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Struggling to find the magic in a huge credit card bill, a dust trap of clutter and a huge pile of commercial landfill that is f***ing up the planet!

*Might be a tad grumpy coz the Simpleton hasn't been linking the cost of these purchases so his spending spree can't be updated!!!

Hawd yer hoarses hen he’s said that he’s gonna tell us everything at the weekend so clear yer diary and get yer calculator oot.

 

[Blanche Hunt]

Yep so cosy, what everyone needs in the bedroom the flashing multi coloured really add an extra layer of cosiness! View attachment 852190

Nothing screams cosy like multicoloured lights set tae ‘epileptic fit’ mode.

 

[Babybail93]

For anyone bespoke boujee blocked. Here is todays festive offering. I’m still trying to process it

 

[mrsbucket]

He's reposted her repost of his repost of her post. It's going to be a long couple of weeks ma lovelies

 

[Skyflier6727]

It really is Candy Cane Lame

This has to be the next thread title

 

[Booboo76]

Flash forward to 4am on Boxing Day, most people asleep in food or drink comas, maybe even working, and Maz is tearing doon the decorations. “For me Xmas is gone! My hoose ma rules! Clean and fresh! Nae clutter! It had to go!” This man is not normal.

I mean, that’s actually word for word lol

 

[Realhousemouse]

This thread is the gift that just keeps giving. Can’t believe this entertainment is free!

 

[Hinchmequick]

There's a tree in his bedroom

 

[Doingitforthegramhuns]

So it begins! Fucking state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

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Still makes me laugh the fact his candy canes are back to front on those candles what a first class prick!

 

[Blanche Hunt]

The devil works hard but Marion works…. Well he’s employed ahll grant him that. Let’s no kid ourselves oan that he’s been flat oot wiring up the diffusers and blending scents aw this time. He’s clearly no even been trusted tae put the stickers oan the packaging since he fucked the candy cane candles.

 

[OhhBacon]

Just putting this here, ready for this afternoon. This was his latest spending….before today’s reveal…
Christmas £418.58
Plus Autumn and Fire = £1,311.77

Got a busy day planned but if Mazda could just price items I’m happy to tally it all up for him. He is welcome!

20minutes worth of video to cost his shopping.....!!!!!!! That's ridiculous...!

 

[Realhousemouse]

Firstly it’s a big reach to call it his “own range” since neither him or his pal designed or produced any of it and secondly a candy cane can definitely be the wrong way round so aye…

 

[Dawn Dayn]

So he’s so unwell yet him and Derek were both out the house today at work but managed to have a PCR test and get the test back in the matter of hours? How much complete and utter shite does this cunt talk?

And why is he wrapped up like he lives in the North Pole? He must be absolutely honking!

And I am absolutely not in bed watching Last Christmas.

What! *Alexa, block margrit*

He means a lateral flow test, the idiot. Just trying to work out if the cotton bud thingie would be long enough to get right up his hooter.

 

[Kaydeelaydee]

Pleased to see this thread has just been kickstarted again in time for Sunday

 

[Freefalling]

Found Deeks xmas jammies

 

[Babybail93]

There’s one in the bedroom too!!! fucks sake!