Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

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Oh Candy Cane Lame, Oh Candy Cane Lame why do you need two trees??

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

I need to know what shoes he wore.

 

[Stealingstyle]

Oh aye we've been treatit the day wae the console of crap, McBaldy Culkin's aw home alone wae his wee set up lookin like a Chapel fete jumble sale table. . nae debates, that wee Greta lassie needs tae go to McKnight mansion and find the real source eh the problem Mr 2 pubes a' paisley is meltin the entire ice caps with the amount ah tealights,candles and cozy nights in he's havin 'Ma planet Ma Roolz'. The sooner we get the anti climatic Xmas tree reveal oot the way the better, move yer hoop Maz

Chapel fete jumble sale ....exactly that. Also reminded of my granny's care home reception table at xmas where the residents are left to decorate it and its ornaments with nostalgia for them just placed wherever... nothing goes with nothing buts it's Christmas tat. Its sooooo shit

 

[Skyflier6727]

For anyone bespoke boujee blocked. Here is todays festive offering. I’m still trying to process it

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Make it go away. It’s horrendous. It doesn’t even look Christmassy

 

[maeve87]

Are people really chanting him oan or simply stopping to say hello, or neither?

 

[LoopyHoopy71]

Now even mare RAGING!! Paul Black....really?!?
So AvaMaria has obviously asked him who he wants to send 'PR' boxes to and half of them are not really friends but are instas that are likely to promote the 'brand' I've just given away all the AvaMay wax melts I stupidly bought ages ago as they are SO acrid and stick in your throat. God only knows what that perfume smells like

 

[Jerry Garcia]

That's going as my message tone!


Could have told you that 7 threads ago!


How does one get blocked by Marion?!

I cannae tell ye! How he worked it out is beyond me, when he truly is stupidity personified!

 

[GiftedNotFree]

I don’t get these hats? Cinco del Mayo I don’t know

Día de los muertos ma lovelie! Mwah x

 

[Vancey]

There was indeed ma lovelie. Marion making the same face my Mum pulls when the phone rings during Coronation Street.
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Face like Rayn's arse

 

[Noseybonk]

Oh fuck off you prick! She’s Queen Cunt on insta. Crawling up her minge. Pathetic

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Marion, please stop licking her ring piece, you are irrelevant to her (and all of us TBH)

 

[Blanche Hunt]

And then in the next breath he’s using that dead girl for content again. The one he was fucking vile to and never made up with her before she died. Horrible little rat

Ah met Natalie a few times years and years ago and she was a lovely lassie. Ah never realised it was the same lassie Marion talks about.

 

[maeve87]

I’d love to know where oor Hannah bulk buys the diffusers from? I bet it’s not a small business

 

[ayeayecaptain]

Oh christ almighty who is the scout ant taking one for the mafia team??

 

[I wud like sum tea]

Ooo who’s this?

Don’t think I’m allowed to say the name it starts with life and has a number

 

[Freefalling]

Aw I can think of is "wait back up a bit. .who stole ma buntin?" * if yae know yae know*


Sad bit is a train is only about £10 and far less time, still Mariah Carey-aboot-Xmas-cheer over there gets a megabus, smell the fousty seat wealth, he's well and truly a bus wanker, bet he's got a plus 1 concession pass

Essential carer pass! Prob only paid for one seat, so aye

We went to the playhouse a few years ago, got cheap ass seats up in the gods. Ended up turning round and leaving. Not at all recommended, felt terrifying. Get some class Marion and book the dress circle next time

 

[maeve87]

Swerving right oot ma lane wae nae indicators here but every time Marion uploads a photie of that daft tray wae the candle and knot sitting on the bed ah get far mair annoyed than ah should. There’s nae point tae this post (much like the tray) but ah jist wanted tae get it aff ma chest wae likeminded folk. So aye.

Same my lovelie. That knot makes me CRABBIT

 

[maeve87]

Never mind Christmas trees, I hope someone tags him in a picture of a cat tree to remind him he should have one for Rayn. Maybe Danyell could whip him up a bespoke plush one to match the padded cell sofa mwah just an idea back in my lane I go

 

[Philimena cunk]

Jesus Christ that sign wouldn’t look out of place on jimmy savills door

Jesus Christ that sign wouldn’t look out of place on jimmy savills door

Absolutely dying...

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Pure raging BTW! I love Mr & Miss Mystery Diners as they always post reviews of bars, restaurants and through lockdown some great takeaway/delivery places.
Turns out him and Marion know each other fae Debenhams and are now Insta pals. Hovering over the unfollow button but I do like them

I am that petty that I unfollowed them a while ago when they tagged him in something. So many better Glasgow food pages. Right aff the Christmas card list they went!!!!

 

[IsButterACarb?]

Its hobbit my love

My apologies I’ll skid back into my own lain