notanothergrammer
Chatty Member
Marion: Dia de wit??, Does it come wae chips?? hope it isnae nippy dawl cos ma IBS I'll be through the flairboards an intae the junkies flat before yae can say trainspottin!! Ma belly, Ma rooolzz
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Babybail93
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Jobby breath ma lovely. So ayeThe only one he needs is a Tic TacBet he’s got some honkin halitosis with all the muck he eats
Turmeric123
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He's away to watch some footie highlights to try help him come roundWhit ah day tae first meet Marion! Nae wonder he’s had enough!
Blanche Hunt
Chatty Member
That Klarna accounts no gonnae clear itself ma lovelie. Can just see wee Marion wae his Racing Post doon the bookies.
Freefalling
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Guys, can we call them cups, the only MUG round here is Marion 
chickenlittle007
New member
Think he is just proud thats all. sure everyone would be if it were for themFootstool cube
Howling
Utter vibes
menopausalmargrit
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McBaldy CulkinOh aye we've been treatit the day wae the console of crap, McBaldy Culkin's aw home alone wae his wee set up lookin like a Chapel fete jumble sale table. . nae debates, that wee Greta lassie needs tae go to McKnight mansion and find the real source eh the problem Mr 2 pubes a' paisley is meltin the entire ice caps with the amount ah tealights,candles and cozy nights in he's havin 'Ma planet Ma Roolz'. The sooner we get the anti climatic Xmas tree reveal oot the way the better, move yer hoop Maz
So who’s going to do the 52nd day of Christmas ma lovelies? Geez yer best patter…
Soayeandsoforth
Member
Surely to God he won't be able to put up with all that tat and clutter for the next 7 weeks. I love Christmas but I wait til December as I just think having it up so long dilutes the joy of the season. Crikey I sound like my mum
Babybail93
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I still think about you and the cotton bud and laugh all these months laterAw the hall painting journee is my favourite. Honourable mentions this
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and my wee cheeky comment that probably got me karmar on my arse…
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IsButterACarb?
Well-known member
So he’s decorated his rabbit hole for Christmas but am I right in thinking they are even spending it there?
menopausalmargrit
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What the fuck is he wearing? 
Doingitforthegramhuns
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I came to post the same thing. Fucking illiterate twat, someone please gift him some English lessons
Kaydeelaydee
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Is that the one who cannae see kitchen for sweetie jars and stayshuns?
Yep that's her. How he could possibly think she's a friend is beyond me.
Chez300
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Yes she did on her cricut ma lovelie
other things online
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He has two nieces too doesn’t he, so it would be understandable - but when have they ever been round?I'll parallel park right beside you ma lovelie coz I don't really mind the tree. Aye its odd for a childless couple pushing 40 but... I still don't hate it. If he got rid of literally all the other christmas shite, the tree wouldn't be too bad in its own...I'm ashamed of masel...
Babybail93
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Ooft them scabby lips!Ma lovelies,
This is the face I picture when I hear “ma page ma rules”
A Wean Named Rayn
Member
The only one he needs is a Tic Tac
Bet he’s got some honkin halitosis with all the muck he eats
Butthatsnoneofmybusiness
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Did he stick the candy canes on the candles himself or did I make that up? My head melts trying to process what this parody does on a daily basis.