Candy Cane Lane I have now officially seen it bleeping all 
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Right I just wanty know where the duck is he storing aw this pish after? behind the couches again? Is Danyelll gonnae store it for him until next year? Is he gonnae make up that he’s “donated it all to someone who really needed it”
The mind boggles ma luvlies… he’ll have his easter decorations up on boxing day. Back in my aine candy cane lane noo
The mind boggles ma luvlies… he’ll have his easter decorations up on boxing day. Back in my aine candy cane lane noo
I’m irrationally angry that the warmer is a gingerbread man and noat a candy cane
details Mario! Details!
Imagine if he had a hoose with a garden. He'd have one of those lunatic displays up from September. 
I'd be terrified to light a melt in there. There's so much plastic in that room that the air alone is probably highly combustible!
Can you imagine the smell in the flat? With all that plastic painted with spray paint and held together with glue? Headache central
I’m still chucking to myself about the tv, notice he had the LEDs round it set to red. And the screensaver - someone said they could imagine it being a log fire on top of the media wall fire there’s still time.
Wonder if he’s sat watching polar express lol
there’s still time. Wonder if he’s sat watching polar express lol
Can’t hack it’s only the 7th of November and this wee scrotum has the tree up already, I reckon it’s so it will get noticed more cos absolutely no one on this planet has it up already he craves attention and validation off randomers on the internet it’s so cringe. He never done his wee window pelmet this year 
I wonder what the disaster was that happened… how on earth derek can put up with this must burn a heavy hole in the bank account all this shite and he’s not aloud a say in the matter.. just think of the holidays or even better a car instead of been bus wankers derek need ma to travel a fair bit to get to his work he must be ok sitting on a stinky bus whilst all his wages are getting rattled on tatty candy canes cannot cope with the price of they horrible air diffusers either this guy is an embarrassing the things he does to get validation from “ oor soph “ when I hear him say makes me feel uneasy swerving back inty ma ain lane ma lovely’s tuns a love
I wonder what the disaster was that happened… how on earth derek can put up with this must burn a heavy hole in the bank account all this shite and he’s not aloud a say in the matter.. just think of the holidays or even better a car instead of been bus wankers derek need ma to travel a fair bit to get to his work he must be ok sitting on a stinky bus whilst all his wages are getting rattled on tatty candy canes cannot cope with the price of they horrible air diffusers either this guy is an embarrassing the things he does to get validation from “ oor soph “ when I hear him say makes me feel uneasy swerving back inty ma ain lane ma lovely’s tuns a love
If he stopped spunking all his money on this sort of tat, he could have a hoose with a garden! Candy cane crackpot.Imagine if he had a hoose with a garden. He'd have one of those lunatic displays up from September.
Candy lane crack head cos he must be on sumat
For some reason I thought that was a Christmas mug. I'm clearly speed skipping his dog tit stories too fast to pay attentionI’m irrationally angry that the warmer is a gingerbread man and noat a candy cane
Wow what a eyesore I couldn’t look for much longer with the fear off a migraine 
Candyshite lane 
Imagine having to show the world and his wife all your private messages to show how popular you are...Sad bastard
I'm so confused... I thought today was the day of big Christmas Tree reveal, but I can't see a tree?! Is it hidden under all that tat? 
He gets duck all messages off of anyone important. He doesn’t have friends, his family only tolerate him in small doses and Derek is high as a kite ma lovely. So ayeImagine having to show the world and his wife all your private messages to show how popular you are...Sad bastard
Why's he saying that song is his slut song when he doesn't even go out anywhere to act the slut sure he invents his life and actually believes he is what he tries to portray. He's literally never been out out to have heard that song playing since it was released 
Strange, strange little goblin.
sure he invents his life and actually believes he is what he tries to portray. He's literally never been out out to have heard that song playing since it was released Strange, strange little goblin.
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A bespoke Christmas migraine courtesy of Candy Cane Lane
A bespoke Christmas migraine courtesy of Candy Cane Lane
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It really is Candy Cane Lame
It really is Candy Cane Lame
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