Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

[TooFarScone]

The bespoke console table doesn't even look Christmassy. It's just a few shitty nick-nacks.

 

[Booboo76]

When he showed us his candy cane candles that he’d got krystal chandelier to do on her cricut, I said on here they were the wrong way round, I was being sarcastic, how right was I though

 

[ChubClubThug]

I thought it was still autumn in November?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Dawn, may I recommend that you slow down your speed reading when you see posts from users Dilys McGillis, Kikini Bamalam and Noid-Phal from around that era? I'd be doing you a great disservice if I didn't alert you to their hilarious and well turned prose, ma lovelie - you'll be comatose with laughter!

I think they're all tied up in Mario's loft.

 

[Pabsy]

Mario is going to be the little elf and spend from now until Christmas perched under the tree and the balloon arch of Christmas dreams

Thread suggestion: Marion’s utter Christmas dreams in November because it’s Easter in December

 

[Skyflier6727]

View attachment 851580 The Noel bauble looks like it says NOB

NAE DEBATES

Hahaha. I can’t unsee that now

 

[Poptart]

Ma lovelie I suggest you pop up a wee story asking fae recommendations of small businesses that do Christmas mugs and youse will get a #gifted offer in nae time! And then you can act surprised when it turns up at your door even though you provided them wi your address

I'm gonna try this and see who comes through for me and understands the assignment. I'll then do a wee insta story chanting them oan from the rooftops and so forth.

 

[menopausalmargrit]

Dawn, may I recommend that you slow down your speed reading when you see posts from users Dilys McGillis, Kikini Bamalam and Noid-Phal from around that era? I'd be doing you a great disservice if I didn't alert you to their hilarious and well turned prose, ma lovelie - you'll be comatose with laughter!

They were three of my favs, miss that kinky bitch @Kikini Bamalam!

Ahm just back in fae seeing Priscilla at the theatre ma lovelies and the sneak preview of his tree has brought me right doon aff ma gin high! CRABBIT!

 

[Mouth ache]

Naw hen get back in yer ain lane and get some class why should we be subjected to this fanny only to feed you the best bits ... klarna oan yer arse ma luvlee

Ffs why did I have to read that 10 times to understand

Klarna oan yer arse I died

 

[SuzyE]

So it begins! Fucking state of it already! It’s gonna be a good week hens!

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lt looks shite already.
I know a lot love that theme, but l really dislike the colours. I think it's because it's nearly all candy canes as well.

 

[Chez300]

Surely that didn’t take five hours? Looks like shite!

He had to find the items in 50 different boxes!

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Ad huv aw that shite in the bonfire and start aw over again ma lovelie. First tae go wid be that door and the bow anaw.

Mario would be on top of my bonfire.

 

[Dawn Dayn]

View attachment 851580 The Noel bauble looks like it says NOB

NAE DEBATES

Add an O and an N, then it'll say moron.

 

[Henny Penny]

How long do we predict he’ll string out the ‘panning around the tat cave’ and resharing the cleaning huns trees/ re sharing the sharing his candy cane tat ??

 

[maeve87]

Im actually speechless ma lovelies are we sure Marion is for real? He’s definitely no trolling us?

 

[Babybail93]

Even his caption sounds catty. Nasty little gremlin.

"You do you! Do what makes you happy! And this is what makes me happy"

It’s because he knows how stupid he looks putting all this shit up so early. He just can’t help himself. He probably doesn’t even like any of it, it’s just to get a reaction

 

[lauhlauhlauh]

Ooh she’s going for a full beat today. He sure owns a lot of make up for someone who doesn’t go out anywhere ever.

 

[Cagayu]

Bored.
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I don’t know why but I had hoped for a rendition of 2 become 1

 

[Cagayu]

What. Fucking. Wedding View attachment 847412

I think I’m more likely to turn into Mariah Carey than he is to get hitched before 2024

 

[Dawn Dayn]

Why hasn't he got his diffuser out. I was looking forward to seeing it in pride of place with candy cane stickers on it. Pffft.