Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

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Blanche Hunt

If this is the best part oh the tree then ah beg tae differ about the ‘it looks incredible’ statement. That candy cane looks a riot. Ah feel like a broken record saying wains and school projects and so forth so ahll leave it at that. So aye.
 
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laynelo_

Hello ma luvlies

*queue the 50 dots*

Av no been on here for a gid few months knew but i can explain. *clutches stinking hoosecoat* So as youse aw know ma joab is just ma joab and i hiv just been exhausted working way they 4 hours a week (a very psychical job - the weight just draps right aff ye!) and no tae mention ma sickening debt driven habit a buying autumn decorations just tae take them doon in a weeks time cos i realised the orange wis howling… bit lit my primark fashion sense.

Anyway! *instagram filter moved revealing my premature wrinkles and beak nose*

Am back on here for the time being but all no keep yous on here for long, Youse will have to wait til the weekend for that reveal. Av got big plans coming up… youse know i pay fuhl cooncil rent so i cin day witever i want to this paisley penthoose. Nae debatescos it’s MA PAGE, MA RULES, MA ACCOUNT AND MA TATTLE.
But aye… i’ve missed youse aw. Hope yous have aw been good and stayin in yer ain laines - av been watchin the thread here and there through ma ring doorbell. Ahl needty update ma profile picture anaw on a new day a dawn.

But in the mean time… am sitting here way ma criss and joos on ma tapas tables - knees upty ma chin.

Tonnes a love… mwah mwah
 
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Stealingstyle

Chapel fete jumble sale ....exactly that. Also reminded of my granny's care home reception table at xmas where the residents are left to decorate it and its ornaments with nostalgia for them just placed wherever... nothing goes with nothing buts it's Christmas tat. Its sooooo shit
 
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Jerry Garcia

Dawn Dayn said:
Just been speed reading thread 14, hahahaha.
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Dawn, may I recommend that you slow down your speed reading when you see posts from users Dilys McGillis, Kikini Bamalam and Noid-Phal from around that era? I'd be doing you a great disservice if I didn't alert you to their hilarious and well turned prose, ma lovelie - you'll be comatose with laughter!
 
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Dawn Dayn

I think they're all tied up in Mario's loft.
 
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Poptart

What's he exhausted with? Putting up his Christmas tree? I'm assuming given the amount of reposts from his lovelies today that he hasn't been at work. Walloper. Crabbit!!!!
 
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Whatsallthis

Just watched Sort Yoir Life out and it got me wondering. Imagine they went to Mazda’s. They’d need two warehouses for all his shit.
 
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Babybail93

Little maggot head



Him having his teeth whitened is like putting a fucking spoiler on a G reg Fiesta. Nae point!
 
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