Cleaning with Mario #48 Doop parfoom and dodgy diffuser. Mazda hen you're such a loser.

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I haven’t seen Jamie yet but it’s booked for next year. It’s been rescheduled 2 times because of COVID obviously.

Im at the theatre this Thursday and Saturday. We might even treat oorselves tae a wee pre-theatre before each wan ma lovelie.
 
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There's going to be a feeding frenzy oan this thread ma lovelie and I cannae wait

https://giphy.com/13cptIwW9bgzk6UVyr
 
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I don’t think he has IBS ma lovelies, I think some fruit and veg and non beige food would sort his toilet trouble out in a flash.
 
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Ma lovelies a crisis has occurred and ah need help from youse aw!
The wee beaky nosed bollix has blocked me on my main insta and all my associated burner accounts.
Please, what android app do blocked lovelies find the best for viewing beaky bald eagles? Tattie hearts to youse aw!
 
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Picuki.com
 
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What the fuck is on that pizza?

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I think it's where you pluck a chest hair out. I think Marion plucked it from wee Dees tuppence, before they went, so Marion could get out of paying, because his wee purse has had a slamming.
Also I don't think Marion has IBS, I just think that when he finally has a bit of veg or salad, his body goes into mass shock and cannae cope, so fecal matter pours out.
 
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I hope wee Greta Thunberg isn't watching his stories. All that single use plastic in this wee clowns tat cave. Mwah
 
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I’ve just watched a guy who runs a homeless charity spend his first night on the streets of a 5 week 5 city sleep out and then watch shite like this, it’s a one bed cooncil hoose, you can roll a shite in glitter but it’s still a shite at the end of the day. I hope one day he finds his happiness as it’s blatant that he’s trying to find it in spending cash that he doesn’t have and material things
 
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You'll love it hen. It'll be worth the wait!
 
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Well ma lovelie, I can give youse the original story, and the story with his face but no voice.
Oh. File too large either way. I'll have a look later.
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That's going as my message tone!

No shit Sherlock
Could have told you that 7 threads ago!

How does one get blocked by Marion?!
 
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All that Christmas tat! The wasteful little scrotum looking baldy beak bastard - urghhh he is really the worst! Where the fuck does he even store all this shit?! Fuck knows why Derek puts up with the bedsit being absolutely foo to the gunnels with crap.
 
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