Once youse start watching this gigantic ninkumpoop, there's nae going back. Me wee wains are sick of me speaking Scottish. I'm not even Scottish ma lovelie. So aye and so forth.
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Canny wait for the epic Christmas comedoon in January once Christmas is by. There’s nothing left to take us oan a jurney fur. Maybe a decluttering jurney of the kitchen cupboard and behind the door. Ha ha ha just kidding al be deed and buried six feet under, decomposing intae worm stovies before that ever happens. Tonsa luv to you lovelies the day! Mwah mwah tattie hearts 
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Maybe he will do what the rest of us do in January, book a summer holiday… Or maybe not! Probably just spend money on shite for winter 2022.Canny wait for the epic Christmas comedoon in January once Christmas is by. There’s nothing left to take us oan a jurney fur. Maybe a decluttering jurney of the kitchen cupboard and behind the door. Ha ha ha just kidding al be deed and buried six feet under, decomposing intae worm stovies before that ever happens. Tonsa luv to you lovelies the day! Mwah mwah tattie hearts
It’s ‘something new is coming’ Marian. FFS, it’s a basic enough sentence how can you not get it right?!?
Smell the wealth my lovelies.
WTF Whats wrong with people???
Ssshhhhh, @Butthatsnoneofmybusiness has bought them. Pretend it's a normal thing to do.
Those are gawjus ma lovelie.
Imagine Instagram being down was the end of it forever? What would Mario do? How would he show his lovelies his tat new Christmas theme?
Those xmas eve boxes are pathetic! What kind of almost 40 year old wastes money on absolutely shite like this? 
those jammies are SO expensive, plus they don't fit. The 'this house believes' sign, ffs, get a life mazda.
I cant stop thinking of the crack den underneath his flat, I reckon the need for the millions of melts is the honk coming up
Loved seeing 'his Brand' earlier
Oor H's brand and fake Tom Ford oil. Zero is your brand son 
those jammies are SO expensive, plus they don't fit. The 'this house believes' sign, ffs, get a life mazda. I cant stop thinking of the crack den underneath his flat, I reckon the need for the millions of melts is the honk coming up
Loved seeing 'his Brand' earlier
Oor H's brand and fake Tom Ford oil. Zero is your brand son This would make my Christmas
OMG what would I do for entertainment if Marion the patron saint of tat and tacky disappeared?
YouseTube! ma lovelie. Or as we call it, YouTube.
He'd come on here.
Just saw on the news that Instagram and Facebook have went down. He'll be crabbit as hell that he can't get on 
He’s probably treatit himself to a fried pizza n chips to calm his nervesJust saw on the news that Instagram and Facebook have went down. He'll be crabbit as hell that he can't get on
Ma lovely, he said he’s working overtime (32mins) this week so will nae have time to get onte the gram. So ayeJust saw on the news that Instagram and Facebook have went down. He'll be crabbit as hell that he can't get on
I think it's going to be a bespoke Mario Moppit cloth.View attachment 794092
It’s ‘something new is coming’ Marian. FFS, it’s a basic enough sentence how can you not get it right?!?
Message him and say he can have it for 15 pound.
Lol I bought these about a month ago for a few quid in B&M. I’m not sad enough to hunt them down! I’ve always loved traditional matches over a lighter.
Welcome ma lovely. This is a busy time of the year what with our Marion's birthday, autumn/Halloween and Christmas. Strap yourself in for a boujee n bespoke journey. And feel free to ask any questions just don't expect sensible answers.
He might do Chinese New Year. His very own take away on it . Pun fully intended. Our Marion could take every bit of colour from it and replace with beige curry chips n deep fried rice.Canny wait for the epic Christmas comedoon in January once Christmas is by. There’s nothing left to take us oan a jurney fur. Maybe a decluttering jurney of the kitchen cupboard and behind the door. Ha ha ha just kidding al be deed and buried six feet under, decomposing intae worm stovies before that ever happens. Tonsa luv to you lovelies the day! Mwah mwah tattie hearts
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