Cleaning with Mario #46 Xmas PJs smell the wealth, our very own Mario elf on the shelf

[maeve87]

How much Christmas crap does one person need??

 

[menopausalmargrit]

B&M have had their Christmas decorations out since august and September and so forth… WIT?

 

[Dawn Dayn]

More crap he doesn't need. Sigh.

 

[RatFace]

Am I the only one who actually enjoys listening to him waffle. I find it very soothing, just like listening to my favourite ASMR talkers on YouTube.

Incidentally, my favourite ASMR Youtuber is also Scottish so might be the accent!

 

[Popper]

Flair boards giving way any time soon ma lovelies. The £1 hanging, felt envelope for kids to put a letter to Santa in will be the final straw…..

 

[Step-by-step]

It’s naw Christmas you absolute bawbag!!
FuckSake that felt kiddies envelope… I’m dead

 

[SuzyE]

Aww look at the wee purse she's bought herself. It'll go with her red leggings she wears. View attachment 813110

When l saw that felt envelope, that was it for me. He's so childish it's embarrassing!.
I'm waiting for the "Santa stop here" one next.

 

[I wud like sum tea]

The elongated living room pic is ridiculous everyone knows it ain’t that big…more pizza

 

[Popper]

“How were spending our Saturday night” he’s so illiterate it’s worrying. How does he hold down a job with such little basic English language skills?

 

[becky's artex ceiling]

Am I the only one who actually enjoys listening to him waffle. I find it very soothing, just like listening to my favourite ASMR talkers on YouTube.

Incidentally, my favourite ASMR Youtuber is also Scottish so might be the accent!

nooo I looove his breathless full speed voiceover stories, even if I'm not getting all the words!

eg today I learned he's no bug on cunnamin scaints fe clean wi, whatever that means

 

[teddyeddyeddy]

the best Marion Xmas Tat TM was the ‘we believe’ signs personalized with their names from last year wonder if they’ll be making a reappearance! poor aul Deek.

 

[Johnnoijones]

They are both grown men and their weekends are spent doing the exact same thing each weekend. Castle vechie, home bargains, b and m, tacky shopping centres and buying tat. What a sad sad little man child he is.

 

[Babybail93]

All the Christmas shite they have for kids gives me the creeps. Two grown men with a Santa felt envelope, a special key because they don’t have a chimney, personalised Christmas Eve boxes, a “we believe” ornament. Naaaa.

That’s enough Internet the day

 

[hopethishelpsallthebest]

He needs a hard, swift, slap to the face. His leggings and wee booty is giving me Christmas cosy feels, so aye.

 

[Babybail93]

New thread ma lovelies

Cleaning with Mario #47 Candy cane Mario you’re insane you even want to have a wean...so aye

Only one thread suggestion on the last thread ma lovelies, by aw very aine hen @Doodlebug71 Not really much of a catch up to report. He’s still buying Christmas shite using Derek’s Vanquis credit card (APR 908%) He’s over his autumn decor now. Probably because he put it up in March...

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